Married and Divorced twice before 30.

[Arithmetic]

After we were divorced and before the beating. I asked her straight up. She said she had always been like that. She was never comfortable going anywhere she did not have too. She was shy around New people .... But not crippling. I think she just was set in her ways. I also think there was a un diagnosed reason too.

In her classroom she was the boss tho. It was definitely weird.

No.

 

[notwhoiusedtobe]

I'm done. Goodbye.

Ya'll play too much

 

[The Rainmaker]

Jesus Christ. I had to read the whole thread. I was all the way until that second wife turn. That crushed me

I can't even imagine how it is to live through all that. Props @General Mills

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

Where's the 2 nd wife story

 

[Michael's Black Son]

this dusty ass

this the same dusty ass pakistani bum nikka who got clowne by a white bytch on sohh
and told that he smelled like a "muslim meat store"
then got kicked out the Air force
and caught sucking off a white boy by his father

fat stank ass
musty fakkit ass hindu fukk nikka
break dancing with a turban on

najgerama lama mule nut drinking ass hoe

YIKES!!!!!!!!!

 

[BlackSuperman]

We need Mike Epps to play General in a movie based on his stories.

 

[Lo-Co]

She granted me the divorce. I was soooo happy! We stayed together until the very day the papers came back in the mail. Still sleeping in the same bed and all. I think we had the most amiable divorce ever. We were friends after all. Just not compatible socially AT ALL. When the papers came back I moved into a extended stay hotel and put my two weeks notice in at work. I was moving back to Pittsburgh. Ended up staying. . My breh Polo said. . Look. You are still young. . And in FLA. Why go? Just stay and we can have fun. I was like. . He got a point.

Ended up getting a apt at the beach. And focused on work and going out when I had a chance. I was clocking mad hours at work. Pulling in guap. Me and Janet were still cool as fukk. We would talk all the time. She even told me after 5 months of us being divorced she met a dude I was happy for her. It was honestly no hard feelings. I was doing my thing too. I even hit her up a few times for her famous deviled eggs for work pot lucks. nikkas would run thru them fast as fukk. Everything was cool. . UNTIL.

I had not heard from her in over a month. One day I am home with a beer watching WWE Raw when I get a call. Its her on the caller ID.

Me - Whats up girrllll

Janets Sister - (Screaming on me) WHY HAVENT YOU VISITED JANET IN THE HOSPITAL!?!!! YOU WAS FAMILY MOTHERfukkER!! ( and I never heard her cuss before )

Me - What are you talking about?? Hospital?

Janets Sister - You didn't know??? She has been in the hospital for the past month basically in a coma. The dude she was dating almost beat her to death.

Me - I saw fukking RED.




I had love for her. She was literally one of the nicest people I had EVER met! I do not normally get angry. . Takes a lot. I wanted to murder ol boy.

 

[YaBishh]

This rollercoaster of emotion you got me going thru is fukked up Mills....i hate you but still got love for ya

 

[General Mills]

Caught up. Man it just shows you don't need to be rich or famous to live a full life rife with adventure. I feel so bad for the 2nd wife, after the divorce post I didn't expect shyt to keep getting worse the way it did. But damn shyt hit the fan more and more every follow up. Best of luck to you and her life is really crazy bruh, shyt was too sad.

Spoiler

Ay bruh about the first ex wife tho you said the ass still fat right. where she be at?

When I met up with her last year the body was still ridiculous. Ass was amazing. . Her face betrayed the hard years tho.

That's hard times babeh

 

[General Mills]

Along with this thread and the @General Mills chronicles it's another absolute classic. If there was an essential reading list for coli threads it would be on it.

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/by-popular-demand-true-coliwood-stories-college-athletics.129787/

Walt da Gawd

 

[Lo-Co]

shyt had me emotional. especially when mortal man just came on as i read this shyt.

 

[BlackSuperman]

Second Wife. . Lets call her Janet. . This one is the Church Girl.


Divorce has been final. In that time I was still in PA. If yall read my stories it was around the time I met the homies BIG and Eiht. Eiht got exposed for having no hair underneath is fitted and BIG got exposed for wearing a girdle. . And also around the time I met the white girl with the demonic kids. The girl who was going off on me cause I touched the lights in the house and the lil boy threw a rock in my back window.

I was in PA kinda doing my thing. . . When I get call from a old homie when I was in the Jax. ( Not Hump or Pretty Boy ) He was moving back to Jax cause his mom was sick. She lived 45 minutes away in St Augustine. This was the homie who laughed at me when I thought the crabs came back to life.


He said aye. . Lets get a spot. I said sure. We ended up moving in together. . Had a falling out. ( that is another story ) Ended up getting a new roomie. This Jamaican cat. He was actually like me. Kinda introverted. A self proclaimed nice guy. We both worked. He was a janitor at a middle school. One day he says to me. . Aye. . You need to meet one of these teachers at my school. She reminds me of you! She is dark skinned like you, yall have the same birthday, even our names were similar. His Blazer was in the shop so I had been dropping him off at work. He said tomorrow when you drop me off come inside and sit in the lobby and I will tell her to come down there.

So I am sitting there waiting when this chick comes walking down. She was fine! Not dark as I was expecting. But classy fine. I figure she knows I am waiting for her so I start spitting. She is steady ignoring me. I keep on following her while spitting. She is smiling but still walking. . I like the game so keep on throwing out my funniest jokes. . Get her giggling. . We exchange numbers.

When my homie gets home from work he is Why didn't you just tell me you did not want to meet her? She waited for like 20 minutes for you. . I was I was talking to the wrong damn girl!

!

 

[Methodical]

A @General Mills story is the only thing that can cause no beef in a coli thread

Really talk!

 

[The D-List Vet]

After we were divorced and before the beating. I asked her straight up. She said she had always been like that. She was never comfortable going anywhere she did not have too. She was shy around New people .... But not crippling. I think she just was set in her ways. I also think there was a un diagnosed reason too.

In her classroom she was the boss tho. It was definitely weird.

IMO she was good outside of not being willing to travel.. she was not that bad .... but the fact she never wanted to travel has to be more to it then she just not feeling like it,.. damn Mills why you have to let her go..... i think maybe you should have tried to get her to travel with you earlier in the relationship things maybe could have played out different

 

[dennis roadman]

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