Man wtf is it with these young kids who can't game...

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:wtf: these kids these days.. I was rocking heavy boots in the water temple at 9 years old! Nikkas had to READ playing ff and use their dexterity back then.

Kids these days have it too damn easy. Try playing Double Dragon 2 for the NES and not shed a few tears in the process. shyt, I play final fantasy tactics and that game is HARD, but I still stuck with it and mastered the Job system.

Back when I was 5, I was playing Mario Bros on the NES reaching the final stages and holding on for dear life.
 

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What yall old ass nikkas know bout getting Pedigreed by Fat Joe 50 times then throwing your controller and breaking that shyt

Or failing that stupid fukking flight school shyt 1050340250313 times?

Or the absolute ether Cerberus lays on you in the Hades cup?

:lupe:

Damn Breh you ain't lying him and Redman were official:wow:

That nygga redman put his timbs square up my ass too many times to count:sadbron:

Picture, a Lil nikka getting knocked out by gabby jay (yay!) I blame skinny jeans

Dying 20 times to nemesis like :merchant:

Homey said he blames skinny jeans hilarious: laugh:

I never gave out so many daps In a thread before: wow:
 
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Yo I never thought about how these text based RPGs helped me with reading and comprehension :ohhh:
Blessed times :blessed:

Real talk, RPGs taught me to be very good at handling money in real life. Plus the old school platformers taught me the rigors and the basics of being a great gamer.
 

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All these kids know these days are iPhone games and Call of Duty.

Hell even Sonic is hard for some kids today. I put my 7 year old cousin on Sonic 2 and he was getting bodied by Robotnik on stage 1. I was flipping this game multiple times at his age!:mindblown:
 

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All these kids know these days are iPhone games and Call of Duty.

Hell even Sonic is hard for some kids today. I put my 7 year old cousin on Sonic 2 and he was getting bodied by Robotnik on stage 1. I was flipping this game multiple times at his age!:mindblown:

Man, what you know about Sonic 2 past Hill Top Zone? Oil Ocean had me :wow: @ the cheap enemies and Metropolis had me :damn: with that extra hard boss, but I stuck in there and beaten it and beaten the game like a true gamer. Without the 7 emeralds.
 

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Back in my day if you showed up to the arcade and put your quarters on the machine to play the winner you better have known what the fukk you were doing. Didn't matter if it was MK, SF or Killer Instinct. If you tried to win a game by doing leg sweeps all match you would get harassed right there in front of your parents. The arcade had kids contemplating suicide. You better have memorized those moves and combos or you would get you ass whooped in the game and outside the game for wasting people's time.

If you're from South Florida and you went to that arcade in the Swap Shop in Sunrise in the mid 90s you know exactly what I'm talking about. That shyt was like a prison.
 

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Back in my day if you showed up to the arcade and put your quarters on the machine to play the winner you better have known what the fukk you were doing. Didn't matter if it was MK, SF or Killer Instinct. If you tried to win a game by doing leg sweeps all match you would get harassed right there in front of your parents. The arcade had kids contemplating suicide. You better have memorized those moves and combos or you would get you ass whooped in the game and outside the game for wasting people's time.

If you're from South Florida and you went to that arcade in the Swap Shop in Sunrise in the mid 90s you know exactly what I'm talking about. That shyt was like a prison.
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lol i was playin final fantasy 7 at like 8 years old.
got to the second disk then gave up (parents didn't let me put it the time needed for that game anyway). tried again and beat it when i was 13 lol.
 

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All you have to do is run an emulator (or virtual console) with Mario 1 & 2 from the NES days. Let some of these young kids try playing that so they can learn how to show respect to their gaming elders.
 

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Let me reminisce and embellish a little breh. God Damn. I earned my stripes in that arcade. shyt was like Nam.

:laff:

I was playing MK by myself in the early days at an arcade and some older dusty dude stepped up and demolished me with endless combos.

Then he looked at me like :smugfavre: want a rematch?

I went to NBA Hangtime instead and put in work. :skip:
 

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I was playing MK by myself in the early days at an arcade and some older dusty dude stepped up and demolished me with endless combos.

Then he looked at me like :smugfavre: want a rematch?

I went to NBA Hangtime instead and put in work. :skip:


That's how it was breh. The older kids and adults had no mercy on you because you were a kid. The expected you to come correct and would give you that work if you didn't know your shyt and then clown you for good measure. God have mercy on your soul if you somehow won the match and decided to execute a "Friendship" as opposed to a Fatality.
 

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Kids these days have it too damn easy. Try playing Double Dragon 2 for the NES and not shed a few tears in the process. shyt, I play final fantasy tactics and that game is HARD, but I still stuck with it and mastered the Job system.

Back when I was 5, I was playing Mario Bros on the NES reaching the final stages and holding on for dear life.

I don't recall Double Dragon 2 being that hard. Actually, IIRC it was the easiest of all those Double Dragon games. Double Dragon 1 was hard as fukk, as was 3. And the SNES one was godly and gotdamn difficult too. 2 was a breeze though. Me and my crew used to run thru that game like 1nce a weekend at least.
 
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