Man, these work from home brehs have hit the lottery.

[Wild self]

It was all good just a week ago
Forced back to the office like a hoe.
Broke nikkas back to work, hate to see it
Ninjas whining worse than a baby teethin'.
Coli lives to work, I work to live life
White man says jump, you say how high
Putting shame to Meth and Red's classic movie
You gotta wake at 5 am, that's a doozy.

Thought you was free, so you bought in the suburbs
Gotta sell your house, cause it's far from work
You can always just commute two hours each way
Or maybe you should hustle up a job at safeway
Either way, you didn't hit the lottery
With your train commute, you should do pottery
You thought the man was gonna let you relax
Doing work over your lunch break, how about that?

You deserve several slugs to that shytpile that you call your face. Tired of your dikkriding azz kissing up to corrupt corporations.

 

[Wild self]

Like management really care for the mental well-being of the 9-5 employee . SVP Bob, who has the corner office needs to find the next young chic to flirt with because he tired of fukking his middle aged wife at home when the kids are asleep.

Ok

More workplace shootings and productivity decline

 

[Cobalt Sire]

You deserve several slugs to that shytpile that you call your face. Tired of your dikkriding azz kissing up to corrupt corporations.

Good god dude, it's a joke.

 

[bourgeoisie tall freak]

Tbh I think I would be more upset if they changed the time off policy vs hybrid schedule. I’ve clocked 355 hours of time off so far this year (it’s unlimited)…. That amounts to 2.5 months off not including holidays…. That means I’ve only really worked 6/9 months so far this year

 

[JayStarwind]

Tbh I think I would be more upset if they changed the time off policy vs hybrid schedule. I’ve clocked 355 hours of time off so far this year (it’s unlimited)…. That amounts to 2.5 months off not including holidays…. That means I’ve only really worked 6/9 months so far this year

Is that how it works? I haven't had unlimited PTO yet but I've always wondered.

 

[Pegasus Jackson]

Good god dude, it's a joke.

That nikka in his cubicle absolutely furious. You know he's the type to eat lunch in his hot ass car instead of the break room. Office rebel.

 

[bourgeoisie tall freak]

Is that how it works? I haven't had unlimited PTO yet but I've always wondered.

as long as we meet standards within a work year, we have time off at our discretion. now, ngl i have a way to go before i meet the standard for this year so it's gonna be some long days. but even then, i estimate i have another months worth of pto to clock this year

i think that's what they call.... work life balance

 

[OSUBaneBrowns]

Ok

More workplace shootings and productivity decline

Don't talk that into existence breh.

 

[Spence]

I’ll just quit if they tried to force us back full time, the PTO they owe me alone would be enough to live for a few months while searching for a job. They can suck my dikk

Just be careful breh, companies don’t have to pay out shyt even if there’s an “agreement” in place because laws are geared towards businesses winning against employees on any and everything.

 

[Spence]

At my job, people who lived over 30 miles from an office are exempt for coming in . My ass should have saved $$$ and bounce up to LA during covid if I knew this was going to happen.

Why not just vpn from Nevada and buy yourself a virtual mailing address?

 

[Spence]

Tbh I think I would be more upset if they changed the time off policy vs hybrid schedule. I’ve clocked 355 hours of time off so far this year (it’s unlimited)…. That amounts to 2.5 months off not including holidays…. That means I’ve only really worked 6/9 months so far this year

Couldn’t be me. I’m either taking the last 2 months of the year off or every Monday and Friday until they fire me

 

[OSUBaneBrowns]

Why not just vpn from Nevada and buy yourself a virtual mailing address?

Didn’t think about that. May look into it soon .

 

[KFBF]

Only two days in the office.

 

[bourgeoisie tall freak]

Couldn’t be me. I’m either taking the last 2 months of the year off or every Monday and Friday until they fire me

It’s a tough balance between do you want a merit bonus and promotion or do you want to be “off” more than likely doing nothing scratching your ass lol

 

[Spence]

It’s a tough balance between do you want a merit bonus and promotion or do you want to be “off” more than likely doing nothing scratching your ass lol

You can always make more money, you can’t make more time. Take time off for yourself as much as allowed and go see this earth while there’s still breath in your body