Man, these work from home brehs have hit the lottery.

[JetFueledThoughts]

In 2020 my Madden game got STRONG from all the meetings where I was muted w/ no camera playing in the background

This year I’ve got a more productive routine down and work has been way busier….. but thread title still stands, Working From Home is goat’d

 

[BaileyPark31]

yup, I just looked now and the role said "registry data analyst, sr".

it list the job at one of our hospitals, but I'm pretty sure it's remote based on the description

I dunno what state u in, but if u got an up to date resume, I can refer u. PM me for more details.

Y'all need any part time / maybe full time remote nurses or biz analyst

 

[Michael's Black Son]

My guy you don’t have friends, side piece or even work buddies? Do you work out?

I be dammed to want to go back for the social aspect.

breh it’s gonna take alot to get people to come back. They literally better have a floor in the office where you can get a massage and your dikk sucked.

but with all this time away from the office there’s NO reason to be washed unless you are just lazy and don’t give a fukk anymore. And I get that some brehs have their couch, TV, food and don’t need much else. Waking up, grooming and getting dressed for the office is a cumbersome inconvenient for a lot of people.

But 2 years into it, dudes gotta have a formula down. The actual work needs to be boiled down to a science so you maximize your time and minimize stress. Rona has allowed me to build a lil roster, keep them at arms length and I have enough of a reachable social circle that I can replenish the roster if one of them starts to act.

Use the hysteria over this to be a “logical” buffer between you and normal social settings. No dates, bars, restaurants because who knows who has Rona and can infect you. Gaslight these motherfukkas to a point where you just trying to smash and keep it moving.

Then use your time to do you. Take your own trips and not have to worry about another person who may or may not spoil the experience. I’ve been taking lil trips this whole time. Many times I don’t even take time off so they days/hours are stacked up. And work still gets done.

 

[Dad]

since you two hoes ass nikkas wanna talk about my post without quoting like some hoes.

EDIT

breh it’s gonna take alot to get people to come back. They literally better have a floor in the office where you can get a massage and your dikk sucked.

but with all this time away from the office there’s NO reason to be washed unless you are just lazy and don’t give a fukk anymore. And I get that some brehs have their couch, TV, food and don’t need much else. Waking up, grooming and getting dressed for the office is a cumbersome inconvenient for a lot of people.

But 2 years into it, dudes gotta have a formula down. The actual work needs to be boiled down to a science so you maximize your time and minimize stress. Rona has allowed me to build a lil roster, keep them at arms length and I have enough of a reachable social circle that I can replenish the roster if one of them starts to act.

Use the hysteria over this to be a “logical” buffer between you and normal social settings. No dates, bars, restaurants because who knows who has Rona and can infect you. Gaslight these motherfukkas to a point where you just trying to smash and keep it moving.

Then use your time to do you. Take your own trips and not have to worry about another person who may or may not spoil the experience. I’ve been taking lil trips this whole time. Many times I don’t even take time off so they days/hours are stacked up. And work still gets done.

 

[Skooby]

since you two hoes ass nikkas wanna talk about my post without quoting like some hoes.

I’m just fortunate enough to work with a cool ass team .

i go back & forth between dmv and philly for the last year or so. So I’m cool. Wifey and I hit up the Chappell show at Kennedy center .

Plus in two I’m getting brain surgery of all things . So I’m chillin just to make sure everything goes well.

Good luck with your surgery.

 

[Alvin]

The market is too hot right now for you to not take advantage of permanent wfh, I’m in talent acquisition so you can trust my words on this breh, I have inside insight.

 

[Alvin]

There are companies (like the one I'm at now) who have no plans to ever be back in person again. They are killing offices as soon as lease renewals come due. Employees based out of each of those offices are then officially designated remote.

There are benefits to companies going 100% remote. That lease money is going to go towards 'Work from Home' equipment reimbursements, home gas and heating bills, internet and phone (all tax write offs of course), shared workspaces, and to travel so teams can organize quarterly in different states at shared office spaces. They are going to save a lot of money not having to provide California specific HMO too. As they are probably going to keep only a Midwest office open and bounce from CA.

There are drawbacks too (just look at nikkas in this thread lol). I know for sure that Google, Apple and other companies putting the pressure on definitely have the internal numbers to back their intentions to move back in office. But other companies like mine and Facebook don't think the small loss of productivity and collaboration is worth the headaches of forcing people back.

Employees should have a pretty good idea of where their company stands by now. Whenever I read the "I bought a house in the South but my company is making me move back to NY" stories I just shake my head in disbelief. My mortgage comapny made me provide a letter saying I never had to go back.

Google as let people WFH if they want but they also have the office open as well. Depending upon the role I can see most silicon valley and FAANG companies following suit.

 

[Atlrocafella]

Real shytty weather today. Glad I don’t have to step out my house and deal with it

 

[Nokids]

I got a taste of the wfh life for the past couple days because I told my office I wasn’t feeling well it was stomach more so than cold but they didn’t need to know man this shyt was the best thing ever every thing I do in the office I could do in my work laptop I even got all the programs this just proves to me in person office jobs are there for management to pee over your cubicle

 

[DapMeUp!]

Spending all of this week on Zoom all day for training purposes....Tedious but once I get this training out the way and I can work unsupervised

The Freedom

 

[patscorpio]

Omicron being a threat again has my company resetting and rescinding the 1 day a week at office pilot program for the time being. WFH fully once again.

in my beater and drawls doing what i do. will prolly take a lunch break shortly.

 

[Robbie3000]

Been wfh for the past 8 years. I’ve said no to more money many times if it meant giving up wfh luxury.

 

[ViShawn]

Looks like my company is making it indefinite at the moment.

 

[feelosofer]

Watching the ice storm at 9 AM from the comfort of a temperature controlled home office. Wearing sweats, a tee shirt, slippers and an Africa medallion...priceless.

 

[ViShawn]

Watching the ice storm at 9 AM from the comfort of a temperature controlled home office. Wearing sweats, a tee shirt, slippers and an Africa medallion...priceless.

You in Virginia?