Man, these work from home brehs have hit the lottery.

[kwazzy100]

It's the greatest thing of all time.

My job starts at 7:00. I usually roll out of bed around 7:15, log on and masturbate till 8. Shower and groom from 8 - 8:30. Smoke weed, check stocks and emails and surf the coli from 8:30-10. Start working around 10. Take a break at 11. Lunch at 12. Do some more work from 1-2. By 2:00, anything I was going to get done that day better have gotten done because I'm unofficially off the clock by 2. I just play League of Legends and drink tequila and smoke weed and move the mouse around till 4, then shut my laptop screen.

I love my job.

 

[Legal]

I aint done a thing for about 4 or 5 days now

And people in my office wonder why I'm not pressed to take PTO after October.

 

[Deafheaven]

And people in my office wonder why I'm not pressed to take PTO after October.

If I didn't get sick I would have carried over all my shyt till next year but had to take a day off

I'm on damn near auto pilot at this point, its glorious. they told us its no intentions of our division going back to office any time soon too

 

[smoove157]

they were gonna send us back mid-january, but thats pushed back to an undetermined as of yet date.

I'm good how it is

 

[Legal]

If I didn't get sick I would have carried over all my shyt till next year but had to take a day off

I'm on damn near auto pilot at this point, its glorious. they told us its no intentions of our division going back to office any time soon too

We were supposed to go back last June or July. We made it one week, and I was only in for two days. We arent going back any time soon, unless something drastic changes.

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

That nikka done made the same deal Snoop made on “Murder Was the Case”

 

[Deafheaven]

We were supposed to go back last June or July. We made it one week, and I was only in for two days. We arent going back any time soon, unless something drastic changes.

Omarion coming through crushing the buildings def fukked shyt up more

 

[BaldingSoHard]

The year end period sure is different doing it from home.

That couple of weeks where everybody in the office is bullshytting like they're trying to do some work is a whole lot easier when you can just walk the fukk away for long stretches.

Realest shyt I've ever read.

Ain't nobody doing shyt.

Last week of the year is basically a week off.

 

[BlackBall]

8 hours over 2 days with IT trying to migrate my remote position. These dudes are all high as fukk lol

 

[DapMeUp!]

Omarion coming through crushing the buildings def fukked shyt up more

 

[Serious]

I aint done a thing for about 4 or 5 days now

Yeah I really didnt do shyt in the month of December, especially the last 2 weeks.

 

[Serious]

And people in my office wonder why I'm not pressed to take PTO after October.

The forced me to take a bunch of floating holidays

 

[Legal]

The forced me to take a bunch of floating holidays

I save those for when I want to be an a$$hole and get take a fukkton of time off around Memorial Day and Labor Day. Using at least one floating holiday in the spread is an almost guaranteed approval, since those don't roll over, and employers want those burned off first.

 

[Serious]

The secret is to no over perform. They can't know that the job is easily done in 3 hours of work

Yep and I learned not to volunteer

I be quiet as fukk and acting unaware during meetings.

 

[Obreh Winfrey]

Yep and I learned not to volunteer

I be quiet as fukk and acting unaware during meetings.

I sit on completed work for weeks at a time