Man, these work from home brehs have hit the lottery.

[Dolla$]

It's the greatest thing of all time.

My job starts at 7:00. I usually roll out of bed around 7:15, log on and masturbate till 8. Shower and groom from 8 - 8:30. Smoke weed, check stocks and emails and surf the coli from 8:30-10. Start working around 10. Take a break at 11. Lunch at 12. Do some more work from 1-2. By 2:00, anything I was going to get done that day better have gotten done because I'm unofficially off the clock by 2. I just play League of Legends and drink tequila and smoke weed till 4, then shut my laptop screen.

I love my job.

GOAT life

 

[BaggerofTea]

Unlike majority of you wfh mfers, I actually have to do work lmao

 

[JP_614]

These nikkas got it good working from home AINT gotta deal with idiot drivers everyday who’s still on the road the heat the elements of the weather must be nice

WORKING IN 90 DEGREE HEAT

 

[Mirin4rmfar]

Trying to get a second job working from home tech job so I can double up .

 

[Him]

I need a change in career, I want to work from home. Where do I start brehs

 

[patscorpio]

The savings have been something else. the last 2 paychecks i keep looking at my account balances thinking I forgot to pay something or move money somewhere else but nope...its all good

i wake up at 730
pray and do my morning workout
shower
make coffee
sit in my chair and drink coffee as i go through emails
take a look at how many zoom meetings i have
put some sweats and my eagles hat on my bed to put on before said meetings
cruise control as long as i dont have any deliverables due

 

[General Mills]

Can they LESSEN my taxes since I do not have to go to NJ everyday now??



I use Slack and GoToMeetings ... on a Mac



Someone rep this man


Been trying to get a position like that. Depending on the company sometimes you need years as an engineer and heavy coding experience to build a portfolio. Most people get hooked up into that position
What's your position thse days?

Digital Marketing. Mainly google ppc campaigns. I create and maintain them for my book of business. I dabble with Bing but stick mostly with Google

 

[princeofhaiti]

man i was working from home from mid march until mid july until they forced my ass back in office

im only working 2-3 days a week in office but that wfh life is undefeated

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

I’m hating hard!

 

[BaggerofTea]

@Orange cream shake i did you one better. ill send you the link, pw is, "thecoli.com" if it asks. download is good for 2 days then it expires. Just right click the folder and extract. it may give you a message dont worry there's no virus on there hit continue if it does give you a warning. open a word doc/ or notepad, hit send and go on with your day
i cant pm you. send me a msg and ill reply with the link

@Orange cream shake and @situationlines

Yall dont have to do all that

You would be food to far more sinister folks on the web bro

Download and install

Autohotkey

AutoHotkey


Follow the directions or create your own script ending in .ahk

throw in this script with a

this will start a script at f1 that will mouse click every 10 mins keeping your computer on, you can change the second variables depending on when you idle starts.

f2 to turn it off

please dont accept random emails with attachments. Its too easy to pwn that way


F2::Reload
$F1::
Loop
{
click
sleep 2000
click
sleep 600000
}
return

 

[Absolut da poet ®]

I'll send a couple emails at 8am first to show I'm up and working, then go back to sleep.

Y'all mofos..

I'd be up signed in @8a and staring at wifey in bed

I'm like..(in my head) look@this shït
Don't you gotta get up



She'll stroll out of bed at 9:15 -9:30 and send two emails a Skype or text message then start cooking breakfast

I'm not gonna lie.. I'm not doing much until around 10
But I'm on & ready

 

[Insensitive]

My gig pays well but I can't work from home
I'm jealous of you brehs !

 

[SAINT]

@Orange cream shake and @situationlines

Yall dont have to do all that

You would be food to far more sinister folks on the web bro

Download and install

Autohotkey

AutoHotkey


Follow the directions or create your own script ending in .ahk

throw in this script with a

this will start a script at f1 that will mouse click every 10 mins keeping your computer on, you can change the second variables depending on when you idle starts.

f2 to turn it off

please dont accept random emails with attachments. Its too easy to pwn that way


F2::Reload
$F1::
Loop
{
click
sleep 2000
click
sleep 600000
}
return

its a basic app I made in VS

what I gotta gain by fukking with someone’s work pc?

 

[BaggerofTea]

its a basic app I made in VS

what I gotta gain by fukking with someone’s work pc?

I mean...... Imagine having the ability and access to someone's corporate machine. If they are an accountant who has excel spreadsheets and db access to servers containing credit card information and all sorts of personal information

 

[SAINT]

I mean...... Imagine having the ability and access to someone's corporate machine. If they are an accountant who has excel spreadsheets and db access to servers containing credit card information and all sorts of personal information

yeah through a VB script that literally anyone have and can make. It’s practically a batch script..
You’ve ever used github before?