Man Kong Skull Island was terrible

[eufemism]

Yall stay letting expectations fukk up your film going experiences.

Kong is just a dumb disaster/action flick. The Deep Blue Sea comparison is spot on. You just go to watch Sam Jackson act like a fukking nut, hear some cheesy jokes and watch Kong wreck shyt.

It's definitely better than that wack/dull ass Godzilla remake from a few year back.

Godzilla low key had me pissed



Movie started off dope with Bryan Cranston



Then it turns out he dies and is only in it for like 20 min




I knew Kong was gonna be wack. Y'all have to stop getting hyped up by these giant all star casts.

 

[Art Barr]

Why does this forums go in movies and not know the genre said movie is in.
Then go and review said movie from the perspective of a woodland movie about lilac.


Art Barr

 

[Lootpack]

It was aight.

 

[OJ Simpsom]

I thought it was a fun summer blockbuster. Will def watch again.

 

[Tflasha]

Yeah that scene was ridiculous.

I was also laughing at breh willing to sacrifice himself only to get Jazzy Jeff'd into a mountain

 

[Mowgli]

Shyt was supposed to be emotional and uplifting and was complete comedy.

It's poking fun at Hollywood tropes.

This a flick you watch on tnt after thanksgiving dinner. Fun for the whole family minus cynical nerd

 

[Killigraphy]

What did you guys really expect? The last one had Jack Black spew out "T'was beauty that killed the beast" now, while the line was in the old one, having a comedian try and sound deep when all you can think of, is him in the pick of destiny deactivating lasers with his dikk...it becomes that much more cringe.

In general two pointless scenes are irrelevant to the entirety of the movie...it was bad in the bigger picture, the pacing was all over, the acting was fine but when did King Kong become a comedy? Either way it made triple its spending so get ready for King Kong vs Godzilla

 

[Spyro]

What did you guys really expect? The last one had Jack Black spew out "T'was beauty that killed the beast" now, while the line was in the old one, having a comedian try and sound deep when all you can think of, is him in the pick of destiny deactivating lasers with his dikk...it becomes that much more cringe.

In general two pointless scenes are irrelevant to the entirety of the movie...it was bad in the bigger picture, the pacing was all over, the acting was fine but when did King Kong become a comedy? Either way it made triple its spending so get ready for King Kong vs Godzilla

Jack Black was amazing in that amazing 10/10 movie

 

[Bleed The Freak]

It's poking fun at Hollywood tropes.

This a flick you watch on tnt after thanksgiving dinner. Fun for the whole family minus cynical nerd

I tried.....this movie just didn't do it for me.....

 

[Mowgli]

I tried.....this movie just didn't do it for me.....

If watch this again before that Peter Jackson movie.

 

[Bleed The Freak]

If watch this again before that Peter Jackson movie.

I'm all for stupid fun...but this shyt man....Sam Jackson, Brea Larson and Loki and Goodman were on autopilot

 

[Mowgli]

I'm all for stupid fun...but this shyt man....Sam Jackson, Brea Larson and Loki and Goodman were on autopilot

You'd rather watch the first king kong though?

 

[Bleed The Freak]

You'd rather watch the first king kong though?

All day over this.

 

[Mowgli]

All day over this.

How many times u seen the og all the way through

 

[Bleed The Freak]

How many times u seen the og all the way through

Just to be 100% on the same page are we talking 1930ish version or Peter Jackson?

Obviously the OG is a classic but the PJ version is dope....this shyt sucked. Saw the OG one all the time as a kid when that and OG Godzilla was on sci-fi channel....