Man...fukk Kevin Hart

[Mr Rager]

And there it is, you're just a crab ass nikka and I'm not even a fan of kevin hart. He doesn't have to show you or your hoe ass friends any love. fukk outta here

Reading is fundamental. That wasn't really an issue for me. My issue is, you make it big then consistently go out and do all this c00nery on the big screen

 

[Mr Rager]

That shyt was NOTHING like Ride Along

Damn near the whole movie muthafukkas was questioning whether the Rock was even sane or not

That was the most elementary plotline I've seen in modern cinema breh

Is he telling the truth ?
Or is he crazy ?

I'm sure it had some simpletons hanging on the edge of their seats

 

[BXKingPin82]

That was the most elementary plotline I've seen in modern cinema breh

Is he telling the truth ?
Or is he crazy ?

I'm sure it had some simpletons hanging on the edge of their seats

fukk outa here Mr.Krabs:cambyaiplease:











I was on the edge of my seat:sadbagmj:

 

[MartyMcFly]

fukk outa here Mr.Krabs:cambyaiplease:











I was on the edge of my seat:sadbagmj:

 

[steadyrighteous]

Up to and including Central Intelligence, I have never seen a Kevin Hart movie (or at least one where he's on the poster/the lead)

It's hard, because when you're black and you say you don't like Kevin Hart people (at least on here) automatically assume you're hating, which is why I tend to stay out of KH threads, but I honestly haven't found him funny since I'm a Grown Little Man. He's very one (or two) note, and like a lot of black stuff (sorry) I can't imagine more than 2 drafts of his scripts exist.

Kevin is a comedian I place in a category of comedy that I don't rate whatsoever - comedy that's funny because it's said/spoken in a funny way, rather than comedy that's actually written funny. Kev isn't the only one of this type, but right now he's the poster child. If you transcribed his jokes or memeable moments, he actually isn't saying anything funny, he's just saying unfunny things in a funny way.

I don't begrudge him his success, and I'm glad we have him, but I treat him like I do other comedic presences I don't care for (your Josh Gads, your Amy Schumers) - I pretend he doesn't exist.



EDIT: That's a lie, I did watch the last 40/50% of Get Hard with my fam, and we just spent the hour clowning how bad it was.

 

[steadyrighteous]

But to be fair, I think he's charming, a good storyteller, and good on panel shows/in interviews.

 

[Sauce Dab]

You can tell OP was behind that keyboard. Kevin not showing up to do that comedy club back home cut deep huh

 

[ottorocket]

What exactly were you expecting from this movie?

 

[marcuz]

Got damn what was so bad about the movie? I went to see it. It was cool. Wasn't Shakespeare or anything but still. And why you mad at Hart and not Rock?

the rock doesnt play the same character in every movie, he's fairly diverse for an action star.

 

[Jazzy B.]

He makes everything he's in borderline unwatchable

 

[Deltron]

KH for doing his thing but never really fukked w/ his flicks or stand up.


Only thing I've watched from him and thought he was funny/not too forced in was that Husbands of Hollywood show, but he plays off well w/ the other people.

 

[Box Cutta]

Just read this : Kevin Hart Sounds Off on 'Playing the Race Card in Hollywood': 'I Don't Feed Into That'

Kevin Hart Sounds Off on 'Playing the Race Card in Hollywood': 'I Don't Feed Into That'

Winning Oscars and promoting big blockbuster movies shouldn't have anything to do with the color of your skin, according toKevin Hart.

At a press conference for the movieThe Secret Life of Petson Thursday, Hart told reporters "people will look for any excuse to play the race card in Hollywood."

"I think in this day and age – look – it is what it is," Hart says. "You want it to be more diversified, you want to see more diversity, but a lot of people make attention and draw attention by talking about it whereas if you just work and progress, you eventually put yourself in a position to help the problem by bringing more people into the business."

The award-winning comedian alsoaddressed the issueat this year's Oscars and during the ceremony congratulated actors of color who weren't nominated for all their "hard work and effort."

He echoed his Oscar speechon Thursday, stating negative attention will only bring a negative response to the problem.

"I bust my ass and do what I'm supposed to and I've been promoting movies internationally now for the past four years," Hart says. "They say movies don't transfer with black actors internationally. I don't feed into that. I do what I do. If other people did the same thing, you will look up and see more multicultural films being perceived by so many more people."

The Secret Life of Petsis in theaters July 8.

So not only is he unfunny, he's also a New Black.

And before one of you clowns says "But, he's right, nothing beats hard work!"...that's not the point, numbskulls. You don't make statements like this because you're trying to teach or give knowledge to the community, you make these types of statements to appease to whites and to make yourself seem safe.

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

its aight OP. come to the dark side

 

[Easy-E]

I really tried....I really did.
I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt. I didn't want to be a "hater" or nothing like that. But now, fukk it.

fukk Kevin Hart

I watched that Central Intelligence bullshyt. Well, tried to watch it. The movie was so that I got up and left in the middle of it (shout out to @track 1 ). I seriously got up from my seat, and excused myself past about 15 people to get out of the movie theater after seeing that garbage.
This dude has become nothing more than a better paid Marlon Wayans

Crazy thing is, I WANTED Kevin Hart to be successful. He's from my city. He did the local comedy circuit, same one that I have done, and my friends have done. But once he blew up he didn't show us any love. We started a petition a few years ago to have Kevin do a show or two at one of the local clubs here in Philly that helped LAUNCH HIS CAREER and he didn't do it.

But i brushed that off. I get it, you made it. Do your thing.

But after Think Like a Man and now this horrible garbage Central Intelligence...fukk Kevin Hart. You sold ya soul my nikka. You a shell of a human being now. Enjoy that Hollywood buttfukkin. Soon as you stop shuckin and jivin, they gonna be like Kevin who?

Better stack bread off those "Say it wit ya chest" T-shirts................

Wow...you don't see pure, unadulterated "hatin'" like this.

Once I got to the bolded, I knew this wasn't just simple critique.

The thing I hate; black actors are held to a standard that we've gotta make Oscar worthy movies every time out or we're "selling out" or "being raped by Hollywood."

Meanwhile, Samburlgar makes this;

And his fans will still support the next thing and he keeps his H-Wood Juice.

We'll never learn...

 

[THEREALBRAND]

Wow...you don't see pure, unadulterated "hatin'" like this.

Once I got to the bolded, I knew this wasn't just simple critique.

The thing I hate; black actors are held to a standard that we've gotta make Oscar worthy movies every time out or we're "selling out" or "being raped by Hollywood."

Meanwhile, Samburlgar makes this;

And his fans will still support the next thing and he keeps his H-Wood Juice.

We'll never learn...

Exactly, despite all the "pro-black" rhetoric on here most posters hate to see another black man shine.

Clowns like Jim Carrey and Adam Sandler have been producing straight trash for decades, but they don't get anywhere near the hate that Kevin does. There's not a lot that makes me mad, but the way people act toward Kevin on here legitimately pisses me off. If he was white he wouldn't get 90% of the hate that he does.