Make Assumptions Based on What I Drive Brehs

[ChatGPT-5]

You watch POV amateur porn. You wear Nike trainers [s/quote]
doesn't everybody?

Your girl looks like one of those hipster liberal vegan hoes from "2 broke girls" or "Girls" n she ain't all that. and you are about to shoot up your job or planning on talking to that 17 yr girl across the street that does cross country or some waspy sport in high school.
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nah she's high maint, I prefer older girls.

 

[ChatGPT-5]

You watch POV amateur porn. You wear Nike trainers [s/quote]
doesn't everybody? I prefer high end shoes though.

Your girl looks like one of those hipster liberal vegan hoes from "2 broke girls" or "Girls" n she ain't all that. and you are about to shoot up your job or planning on talking to that 17 yr girl across the street that does cross country or some waspy sport in high school.
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nah she's high maint, I prefer older girls.

 

[Seedz]

This posting style not very Clean Cut my breh.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

You live in New York

Or

You're white af... And old

Your wife is cheating on you

Low sperm count

Piss nikkas off in traffic because of your bullshyt

Entitled

 

[ChatGPT-5]

Aight... What's your race/nationality?


But without that info, I can tell you take care of your whip more than you take care of anything else

You don't own property/you rent or stay with parents

You wash this car every weekend

You have shytty credit

You work hard for what you get and keep it up... Which shows character

You fukk with multiple shallow women but mostly hoodnoogers with nothing going for them

You have a few baby mamas

You spend most your money on maintenance

The car has about 200'000 miles

18's but you keep them clean

You never share the aux cord

You don't drink because you always want to be the one driving to the club

You drive slow in the fast lanes

You use the car for status but not paid enough for a newer one

You got your own spot but let hoes squat there

You pay more attention to your whip than your chicks

You drive fast in the slow lanes

Most your furniture is from target or something similar

You work out just enough to get abs

You get your haircut every weekend

about 75%.

no kids or baby's mother. I don't drive slow and have a pile of tickets, can't be arsed to wash it every weekend it's dusty around these parts.

 

[GUWOPPERS]

You live in New York

Or

You're white af... And old

Your wife is cheating on you

Low sperm count

Piss nikkas off in traffic because of your bullshyt

Entitled

23, black, vegas.

I live like 2 miles from my job so I just bike.

Bout to get a car to uber/lyft tho.

I do piss people off

 

[Art Barr]

If it's night time, a cop.

cops don't and never drove that style buick or gm car, breh.


art barr

 

[Max.]

Inb4

I got chloroform

I live a van down by the river(rip chris farley)

I hit women

I drink moutain dew

I ride around high schools with my pants down to my ankles

I piss in gatorade bottles

Spoiler: Hey

not my car

 

[Art Barr]

my car is better looking cosmetically but this is just to show what type of car i have.

i would like to hear the assumptions for the comedy.


art barr

 

[Russell Resthaven]

My 18 yr old accord

White

 

[The Emperor]

I drive a Honda Fit Sport.

Im driving right now so I can't take a picture, but that is the car.

If that was the only information you had, what else would you assume about me?

CAC with student loan debt

 

[Deflatedhoopdreams]

my car is better looking cosmetically but this is just to show what type of car i have.

i would like to hear the assumptions for the comedy.


art barr

look at this lying ass nikka.

You too old for this Art Barr

 

[O.T.I.S.]

23, black, vegas.

I live like 2 miles from my job so I just bike.

Bout to get a car to uber/lyft tho.

I do piss people off

Well I didn't know the details breh... Excuse me

You probably still piss nikkas off when riding though

You smell like armpits when you get to work

 

[4fossa]

OP driving around in his car:

this nicca (cac) seems to put "hot nikka" on max on them speakers and drive around town smoking weed.

 

[Reginald Noble]

Unfortunately that car will get you zero p*ssy. Better off taking the bus than riding up anywhere with that.