Make Assumptions Based on What I Drive Brehs

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As a young nikka On the grind I drive one of these without the big ass rims
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What type of person am I based on this :jbhmm:

Smokes weed

Petty Drug Dealer or works a menial job and used income tax return for rims

Likes women with weave that are very thick

Wears Skinny Jeans and listens to Future
 
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Is that your truck?

First thing that comes to mind is middle/lower class Mexican. They don't make Dakotas anymore so you only really get those trucks if you're gonna put in work but you threw some 18's on it and some tints like you wanna style so I'm gonna assume you're Mexican.

You probably got a pretty standard life. Not construction but maybe auto repair

The dent in the back makes me think you can't drive for shyt

Plus I see tools so you could cut grass regularly but got a beater for most tools.

You probably got a chick with 3+ kids and your abualita stays with you guys as well
 

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You watch POV amateur porn . You listen to Kid Cudi. You wear Nike trainers and new balance. Your girl looks like one of those hipster liberal vegan hoes from "2 broke girls" or "Girls" n she ain't all that. and you are about to shoot up your job or planning on talking to that 17 yr girl across the street that does cross country or some waspy sport in high school.
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As a young nikka On the grind I drive one of these without the big ass rims
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What type of person am I based on this :jbhmm:

You are a wigger cac that listen to Yellawolf but can't stomach action Bronson. You smoke new ports. Has a man bun and smells like low grade weed and dates average black chick. Also you have $2.12 in your bank accounts my so you spend $1.05 on Arizona tea.
 

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You watch POV amateur porn . You listen to Kid Cudi. You wear Nike trainers and new balance. Your girl looks like one of those hipster liberal vegan hoes from "2 broke girls" or "Girls" n she ain't all that. and you are about to shoot up your job or planning on talking to that 17 yr girl across the street that does cross country or some waspy sport in high school.
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@O.T.I.S. @Mowgli both were way more on point, but I appreciate the input. It's interesting to see how people perceive a person based off things like this.
 

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Aight... What's your race/nationality?


But without that info, I can tell you take care of your whip more than you take care of anything else

You don't own property/you rent or stay with parents

You wash this car every weekend

You have shytty credit

You work hard for what you get and keep it up... Which shows character

You fukk with multiple shallow women but mostly hoodnoogers with nothing going for them

You have a few baby mamas

You spend most your money on maintenance

The car has about 200'000 miles

18's but you keep them clean

You never share the aux cord

You don't drink because you always want to be the one driving to the club

You drive slow in the fast lanes

You use the car for status but not paid enough for a newer one

You got your own spot but let hoes squat there

You pay more attention to your whip than your chicks

You drive fast in the slow lanes

Most your furniture is from target or something similar

You work out just enough to get abs

You get your haircut every weekend
 
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