Majority blacc website "thecoli" just voted grits as the nastiest breakfast item

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

Breh, what?

Coffee is literally irreplaceable. If I don’t have coffee for a few days I get withdrawal symptoms. The planet would go crazy without coffee

@Godless Liberal CEO @OnlyFrans @DPresidential

imma need that apology sooner rather than later, handwritten with a card would be nice.

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Coffee is cocaine - y’all are programmed. People standing 40 deep in a line waiting an hour for their coffee fix like free sample day for purple tops. Then people acting out of focus and hazy, change of personality if they don’t get their cup of morning coffee and their afternoon coffee drip. People getting the shakes and increased heart rate for stimulation. That doesn’t sound crack-ish to you?? If America ran out of coffee supply, 95% of coffee drinkers would be in detox and rehab.

if given a choice between drinking and getting an instant fix, 97.5% of coffee drinkers would opt to shoot their Colombian roast dark brew, directly in their veins. You’re fooling yourself. I’m a tea drinker, we don’t have those types of problems. Coffee comes from the coca plant - do the math and you’ll see.

 

[skylove4]

But black people aren't a monolith right?

Grits ain't loved like that deal with it

African Americans are. We are a united fist. I can’t say the same about the rest of y’all

 

[Anerdyblackguy]

We eat grits on the Westcoast.

Sounds like black folk not fukking with grits is strictly a new york thing.

Stop saying that my nikka. I’m a New Yorker who eats grits with cheese and pepper

 

[315]

From the obvious fact that it is far more popular in the south.

they even serve it at school when i was little

Not really. All Black people with southern roots eat grits

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

100% true.

SOOOO many nikkaz in NY that are of non caribbean descent have roots/fam in the Carolinas to the point it ain't funny. Esp SC.

 

[King Sun]

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/bre...d-in-our-reality.835345/page-13#post-41126884

colimaga

 

[Luke Cage]

Not really. All Black people with southern roots eat grits

Actually yes really. Grits are more popular in the south

 

[BeingBetter]

Why y’all whine about everyone not fitting into your stereotype of blackness? Very weird. I’m southern born and raised and my family loves grits but I never fukked with them. So what

This all the way. I feel like the main ones calling folks out for not fitting the stereotype are probably not black themselves.

 

[Rollo Goodlove]

Candied grits goat tier.

You mean adding sugar

 

[Art Barr]

If you voted grits and you black.
That mean yo family trash as fukk in thr kitchen as a lineage tho.

Real talk.


Grits ain't gruel.


You voted grits or don't like them.
i think yousa agent.
Or you just said yo moms and grams ain't on shyt in the kitchen frfr.


You offbrand as all fukk if yo fam can't make you know about grits in nuffin but glowin reviews. Even everybody you know offbrand in the kitchen cause you do not know bout no fye ass grits to speak on.


If you from somewhere like the islands i know you foo as fukk too.

As i was there and ain't even like conch. But conch and grits in the bahamas.
at a real natives fam's breakfast.
was still next level from the essence fye.



Art Barr

I gotta question yo whole family fukk'n lineage cooking skills.
If you said you do not like grits.

You can't even say you black and fye in the kitchen.
if yo grits not fye.
Or you do not know nobody.
To make you fye grits and teach you how to make fye grits.

 

[Godless Socialist CEO]

@Godless Liberal CEO @OnlyFrans @DPresidential

imma need that apology sooner rather than later, handwritten with a card would be nice.

You do that line of coke yet?

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

You do that line of coke yet?

Did your mother do it when she had you bytch?

I don’t fuk with cocaine but clearly you do. Must be a tainted dna issue. Not my fault that the concept of research escapes you, maybe if you lay off the white lines you could think better.

 

[diggy]

I did not want grits, I am black and live in the south.

 

[Loose]

Coli is full of c00ns and white folks, grits is literally one of the most famous black breakfast meals

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

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