Which is as good a moment to start talking about the action (wait, we're only now getting into the action? WTF?) in all its gloriousness. Let's start with the not-quite-opening-but-close-enough when Max escapes from his captivity at the Citadel and runs through the tunnels with that trademark George Miller sped-up framerate. It's actually the only scene in the movie where I caught it (I think it also happens during Max' and Furiosa's fight, but I'm not 100% sure) and it just sells the tension so hard. I actually heard that this time around Miller more often found him slowing down the framerate to make some of the car crashes and stunts more clearer. I guess that's the advantage of working with a blockbuster budget, instead of playing it safe then speeding it up because you can't afford to waste any money you can go all out and simply make it look good in post-production.
I actually don't have much to say about the first action scene other that I fukking loved how Junkie XL drops the tension action scene music during the storm sequence and instead goes for something almost majestic, like he knows it's not important to be in suspense at this moment, you're supposed to bask in the magnitude and grand statement this force of nature presents, only to drop right back into the tension when Nux declares what a lovely day it is and goes Kamikrazy. Funniest dumb comment I've seen on the internet btw is someone wondering why anyone would waste the supposedly valuable fuel to weld spikes onto cars (the rusty spike-covered Buzzards), like we didn't just see a guy with a flamethrower guitar five minutes earlier. Of course it doesn't make sense, but all these people are crazy, remember?
The second big chase of the movie, the canyon chase with the motorcyclists is probably my favorite. Powered by the best song on the soundtrack (Brothers In Arms, Youtube it, I've been listening to it on repeat ever since I started writing this shyt about two hours ago), a song so goddamn good it's almost bothersome how they chose to use it for a scene in the middle of the movie and not the big climax. Anyway, this shyt has probably my favorite two stunts of the movie, the first being the guy who slides his motorcycle under the rig to grab onto Furiosa as she tries to climb back in, and the guy who jumps the rig but is shot down mid-air by Furiosa, who ducks back into the cabin as his motorcycle flies over her crashing onto the hood. I'm almost certain there had to be some CGI involved there, but I'm not sure and the mere fact this movie makes you think that a scene where a motorcycle is propelled over one of its major stars heads isn't a special effect is insane enough in its own right. Come to think of it, how the fukk did they shoot that scene where the guy is hit in the face with the smoke pellet and crashes underneath the rig? I love btw that in one of the close-ups of Max shooting down some guy mid-air the camera stays on Hardy and you just see a small part of the motorcycle and the guy fly by at the edges of the screen. But I also love the big jump Immortan Joe does with his monster truck that seems to almost end very badly as it swoops sideways with two wheels of the ground dangerously close to that rock ridge with one guy hanging onto the side of the truck with one arm (must've been special effects involved, right?). And I know there has to be some major fukking wizardry involved as well in that shot where the rig hits the side of that spiky rock while Angarhad hangs off the side of the rig, let alone how the fukk they shot that shot of the Monster Truck sweeping leftways into the ridge to avoid Angarhad and flip with those guys still hanging from the sides.
Aah, but that final chase though... Those transitions. How the hell do you show a close-up of a guy being thrown of a rig with in the background a truck with one of the polecats coming in, cut to a shot from the side of the rig where you see the guy that was thrown off managing to grab and hold onto some rope underneath the rig while the truck with the polecat moves in closer and the pole sweeps towards the rig, then cut to a close-up back in the rig and see that polecat come in from above, and during each of these shots, the vehicle is in the exact position it should be compared to the previous shot? How? Matter of fact, how the hell did Miller remember that when Max throws a guy off the Doof Wagon (that's the vehicle with the guitar guy, The Doof Warrior), we would see that guy fall in the next shot of a Furiosa climbing onto Immortan Joe's vehicle. The amount of editing continuity is just unfathomable. There's no way all these stunts and action sequences should follow each other up as well as they do unless they were shot at the same time with five different cameras, and we know that ain't the case! Miller is so many levels above the next best guy right now that if he were to look down, the guy would look like an ant. A fukking pissant. And I can't even name him because I honestly don't know who's alive right now that deserves the honor of being called 'next best action guy' after Miller. Nobody. And if you can't see it, you might as well start calling yourself the scales of justice as well because you're fukking blind.
And right now I'm nearing the end of this shyt, and maybe you caught onto the fact that for a very long piece I haven't even mentioned Mad Max that much. So is it true, is Mad Max really a supporting player in this shyt?
Of course not, dumb-ass, the reason he gets so little mention is because I've already touched on his role and the importance of it many times before, this shyt is long enough without me repeating things I've already spoken on countless times.
But still:
Let me mention that scene at the end when he saves her life and finally brings up the courage to tell her his name. The audience always does an awkward laugh here because the movie is called Mad Max so it's not even a mystery to us what his name is, but it's to them and the fact he chooses to tell them is the final closure to his character arc so it's actually a big deal.
And now that I'm on Max anyway, I love the way he says
"How much worse can it get? First they take my blood, now my car!" when he's mounted on Nux' car. The one moment where I felt he was actually channeling Mel Gibson. Also loved the
"Confucumas!" swear, although it isn't as double layered and clever as the War Boys calling themselves Fukashima Kamikrazy.
Another greatly delivered line?
"I had a baby brother. I had a little baby brother. And he was perfect in every way!"
As shouted by Nathan Jones' Rictus Erectus, repeating nearly at verbatim what the Organic Mechanic said to him moments before, sellign the manchild act without resorting to 'durr-durr' type stuff. Matter of fact, the whole way Nathan Jones plays Rictus is pretty much perfect, from that little grunt and nod when he approves of the mother's milk his father lets him taste, the way he nags Corpus Collosus to let him use the telescope and of course the way he rips out a V8 engine out of a truck and yells
"Riiiictuuuuus!". Not bad for a guy who was known to be such a bad actor that they didn't even dare to give him any speaking lines in a fukking Tony Jaa movie.
In fact, Miller got a great acting performance out of Rosie Huntington-Whiteley (Angarhad) too, not too shabby either for a woman whose only other acting achievement was being an even less convincing lead actress than Megan Fox was in the Transformers movies. It almost makes you wonder if Miller actually knew what he was doing all along when he was pulling off all those (much hated) left-field casting decisions for his Justice League movie. That's a rhetoric question, nerd-brehs.
But yeah, everybody did a great job here. I'm still not sure how
@FlyRy had the audacity to talk about some of the line delivery being off. Even that guy who was totally getting his Hamlet on when he tells Nux about Furiosa's betrayal is spot on.
"Chaos! Betrayal! An imperator gone rogue!"
I think that's about it for now. I hope so actually because I'm going to be pissed as hell if I wrote all of this shyt down and I still forgot something. Regardless, this is a movie for the ages, the new standard of action and perhaps almost certainly one of the greatest films I have ever seen.
And I fukking called it ages ago, plebs.
P.S. fukk I knew this wasn't everything because although I didn't want to say too much about the Doof Warrior, I do want to say it's absolutely brilliant how Miller used him to build tension whenever they're too far behind the heroes to appear too dangerous of a threat (because you know, they're a fukking blip on the horizon). Because even if you can barely see them, you always hear that fukking guitar, slowly growing louder. Masterful!