@Booksnrain where oh where is the black female c00n starter kit that you said was coming soon? You were quick to make one for black men but its taking you a long time to make one for women? Surely you're not like the other females here who call out black men but seem to go quiet when it comes to addressing your own girls
Black Male CO0N Starter Kit...Presented by Booksnrain
@marcuz @Fonsworth
Got distracted by the other threads. This is why I don't do forums! Too many topics...I be up in everything knowing good and damn well, I gotta finish a research proposal, a manuscript review, my stats homew-
Ahhh fukk it. Lmao! I'll stop procrastinating someday. Here ya go! Writing for fun is so much easier than doing my actual work.
Blk female c00n starter kit
Anime/Geek c00n:
Appearance: Skittle colored hair, strange assymetrical haircuts, anime tees, blk lipstick, fashion glasses (accessories not included: manga, Funko POP anime figurines, a friend zoned dude)
Talking points: "I'm not attracted to blk men. Yeah I don't hang out with a lotta other blk people. Blk guys were never attracted to me! Omg! A J-pop boy band!"
Common locations: College campuses, malls, anime conventions, gaming events
Attracts: Dirty looking white dudes, grunge anime/gamer dudes, beta males
Blk Rachet c00n:
Appearance: Hasn't seen the true texture of her hair since birth, helmet hair weave, cheap, tight bright clothing, hood tattoos in blk ink (accessories not included: chewing gum for obnoxious loud smacking, hurt hoe playlist-K. Michelle music, )
Talking points: "Deez nikkas ain't shyt! I hate nikkas! Ohhh girl he had light-skin and curly hair! My baby gonna have hazel eyes!"
Common locations: Trap house, fast food areas, rachet club scenes, random nikkas' crib
Attracts: Oddly enough trailer park trash white dudes
Blk suburban c00n:
Appearance: Bone straightened hair and weave; neutral colors and stripes; Banana Republic gear, Yoga pants and Uggs,
(accessories not included: pandora charm bracelet, aviator shades, Sephora makeup kit, rock climbing gear)
Talking points: "I went to school with mostly whites. I only date white guys. Blk guys are so ghetto! Not really attracted to blk dudes like that. I don't really see race. Oh he's not racist, just uncomfortable around my family! I'm totally going to that rave!"
Common Locations: Camping sites with white friends, frat parties,
Attracts: white suburban males who want to experiment with blk p*ssy; old white men with enough clout and wealth to not care about being ostracized for opening fukking with a blk woman.
Free Spirited p*ssy c00n
Appearance: Natural hair, septum nosering, multiple piercings; off the shoulder black tees, skirts with African prints (accessories not included: yin/yang tattoo, faux locs, anything with feathers and beads, weed)
Talking points: "I don't see color (but strangely never is with somebody blk). We're all connected. His spirit is amazing (applies to every race of dyck in the world). We're all brothas and sisters."
Common locations: white Jamaican clubs, African bookstores, record stores, your boyfriend's bed (free spirited means she will fukk anyone and ask you why ur so uptight because monogamy is a construct created to restrict the power of lov- blah, blah, one with the universe, blah); tattoo parlors during the day b/c these chicks don't work.
Attracts: White wannabe rastas, white boys in a band, white dudes who are one with the earth.
Disclaimer: Please note if this post is overly offensive to you then u are probably described in one of the versions above.