Low key unless you live in seattle or la maybe SF..YOU HAVE NO IDEA what a BUM is
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dennis roadman
nuclear war in my bag
I was obviously speaking hyperoble and obviously speaking about america
that wasnt obvious at all, hulk
Every city has crackheads
Most cities have junkies
But BUMS...like...LIFERS.
Bums that have been begging in the same spot with the same question in the same gear for a decade.
With them GIANT duffle bags....you dont know bums until you see a dude with folded over boots go into a garbage can find a starbucks cup...blindly drink its contents, go to a starbucks and ask for a refill and to use the bathroom and get mad when they cant use the bathroom
You dont know bums until one comes into your job and yells "THIS IS WORSE...THAN MONKEY BUSINESS...THIS IS WORSE.....THAN MONKEY BUSINESS...THIS IS WORSE....." until escorted out
You dont know bums until youre walking back from a mariners game and stumble across a bum tent city in SoDo and see huge rats running thru sleeping backsand bums giving ZERO fukks
No city got bums on lock like seattle that ive seen.
I've seen all this and worse.
Do I win?
Ken Piffey Jr.
Pro
I love the Seattle hate... Keeps you lames out of there
VerbalIntercourse
Banned
Bums are crazy in frisco. It's a lifestyle or something for them.
There are a lot in the South bay too. Most the creeks and channels are occupied by them in heavy numbers.
There's an Asian Girl bum near my area, and I watched her descent into darkness.
At first she just looked like a crazy, but actually cute girl in her late 20s. She would be by all the stores begging for money. She would always smile and talk to herself. She has t*ts and ass BTW, which is a shame.
Now, she looks really skinny, she looks much older, and she wears wags and potato bags as scarfs. She's always collecting leafs for some reason. Next time I see her, I need to take a picture of her. She's really unique.
There are a lot in the South bay too. Most the creeks and channels are occupied by them in heavy numbers.
There's an Asian Girl bum near my area, and I watched her descent into darkness.
At first she just looked like a crazy, but actually cute girl in her late 20s. She would be by all the stores begging for money. She would always smile and talk to herself. She has t*ts and ass BTW, which is a shame.
Now, she looks really skinny, she looks much older, and she wears wags and potato bags as scarfs. She's always collecting leafs for some reason. Next time I see her, I need to take a picture of her. She's really unique.
They got bums in every city around the world b.
MN n!ggas dont g!ve a fukk about homelessness, we got shelters, places they can eat, get a l!ttle hyg!ene bag & locker money, n!ggas get fukked up & call pol!ce on theyself to get !nto detox & out the cold etc... be out here everyday w!t a s!gn say!n "! just want a beer", then !n the w!nter they on the same corner bell r!ng!n... ! s!t, spl!t a bottle w!t em & l!sten to they old head stor!es, ! fukks w!t the bums breh...
but them true bums... 1 dude would s!t !n the magaz!ne stores & com!c shops then go a food place, order a cook!e & coffee & dr!nk !t reeeeal slow s!tt!n !n there... had h!s sh!t strapped on w!t camp!n gear... he slept !n his camp sh!t by a ramp on the s!de of a macys & they f!lled that sh!t w!t boulders to get h!m out...
It is true though.... I've lived in both places and SF/Seattle Bums are on a whole different level... Bums get paid in SF by the state... I saw an asian male bum in Seattle once with a long white beard and he was walking around with a holster for a Katana blade 
I saw a bum in San Fran riding around on a unicycle for money... Dude also was dragging around one of those industrial sized construction dumpsters that he lived in
I heard NY bums are hardcore too, like I saw a documentary about how a lot of them live in a series of underground tunnels all over the city like Mole people
I saw a bum in San Fran riding around on a unicycle for money... Dude also was dragging around one of those industrial sized construction dumpsters that he lived in
I heard NY bums are hardcore too, like I saw a documentary about how a lot of them live in a series of underground tunnels all over the city like Mole people
w!fey from ND & was just talk!n bout tak!n a knife to herself...
You're probably using a piece of technology right this moment that was created in that city
Also, that city gave us Jimi Hendrix...
Cat piss martini
Veteran
I cant even lie man......crackheads in L.A look
like some shyt from thriller.
like some shyt from thriller.
I don't think nothing is touching LA as far as homeless/lifer bums goes. The homeless are everywhere out here and Skid Row on the outskirts of downtown LA is fukking massive. There's literally blocks & blocks of tents, cardboard tents and huts, people sleeping in sleeping bags all over the sidewalks
Ezus Jezus
Ezus Shuttlesworth
this shyt is true. My chick is from Seattle and I flew her down to okc for a week. When I took her to dinner downtown, the first thing she said was "where are the bums?"Every city has crackheads
Most cities have junkies
But BUMS...like...LIFERS.
Bums that have been begging in the same spot with the same question in the same gear for a decade.
With them GIANT duffle bags....you dont know bums until you see a dude with folded over boots go into a garbage can find a starbucks cup...blindly drink its contents, go to a starbucks and ask for a refill and to use the bathroom and get mad when they cant use the bathroom
You dont know bums until one comes into your job and yells "THIS IS WORSE...THAN MONKEY BUSINESS...THIS IS WORSE.....THAN MONKEY BUSINESS...THIS IS WORSE....." until escorted out
You dont know bums until youre walking back from a mariners game and stumble across a bum tent city in SoDo and see huge rats running thru sleeping backs
No city got bums on lock like seattle that ive seen.
I had no clue what she was talking about. Then I went to go visit her. I was fukking amazed at how many bums were there. I've never seen anything like that before. I'm Midwest boy.
Conscious Pilot
Do Better.
I always give this bum lady money at 1st and Yesler. She always asks me and my patnaz so I alwyas give her change in my pocket from the bar, she always sounds sniffly and real real sad. She damn near chases us when we are near Pioneer Square 