I feel you. The OG yoshi had his eyes low, with a cool lil smirk on his face, that deep growl about his voice, with his arms laid out like dog paws... he was a rider for real. you could just run him off a cliff and he wouldn't trip next time you saw him...
But the new one ate one sugar cookie too many because he got a whole lot of sweetness in his system. They done went ahead and bent his wrists on back, gave him a ballerina style pose and made him hit that falsetto.
If OG Yoshi could talk and popped up on the scene, he'd say, "Hey, what's goin down Mario? Let's go handle some biness..." You wouldn't trip about rolling with THAT Yoshi on a mission. But this new age Yoshi would come up on the scene like, "Heyyyyyy Mario, how YOU doin??" He's that cat you'd have to tolerate because you'd end up being called a bigot.
The OG
New School
Come on mane, he's on that bike with his back arched and booty tooted up like a woman
looks like he just got out of ballerina class
*with a lisp "Heyyyy mariooo how YOU doin? U trynna take a ride today boy??"