Low key though: The fantastic four is a garbage group, their origin sucks, and marvel should kill em

[1970s HeRon Flow]

Four horsemen>four square>fantastic four

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

didnt my dude t'challa get in them guts at one point too?

Sue belongs to the game, PERIOD

 

[AquaCityBoy]

at Sue Storm being a thot.

 

[Box Cutta]

at Sue Storm being a thot.

Yo, can she fukk while invisible?

You could get into them invisible guts and (no homo) see you dikk while doing so...like one of those see-through sex-toy johns.

 

[TNC]

Reed is the Truth, y'all die. The rest I won't defend

 

[notPsychosiz]

• their group name is stupid
• their origin [astronauts who get hit with radioactive waves ] screams 1950s
• their powers are way too old school...stretch man, invisible woman, a rock man, and a fire man...CAPCOM would be proud
• they have never had a successful movie or cartoon...their powers do NOT translate to film
  
• they are not worthy of their main foe...which is why DOOM has transcended their world
• their children are more compelling than they are
• The most interesting thing they've done in years is Reed Richards being made a cuckhold by Namor
  
• Mr. Fantastic is the ultimate in plot hack with his infinite knowledge
  • in new avengers illuminati when he found the infinity gauntlet, all gems, put on the glove, mastered all reality, and then got sonned by Uatu..........IN ONE ISSUE.... i was done with the guy, that was REALLY convenient.

I hope michael b jordan shines in their pending film but yo...outside of their mid 2000s run with master of doom and gorgeous art....FUKK the fantastic four

Doom is a rich and powerful arogant guy in a metal suit. He mkes a much better Ironman villain.
I never like when one person is a whole team's villain. I would rather the fan-4 fight the fearsome four or the masters of evil or something... not one guy.

I agree about Franklyn Richards and Namor/Sue. Disagree about the cartoons though... corny as they were they went hard nonetheless.

 

[notPsychosiz]

Wait a minute people..... we not gonna sit here and just ignore this?

Tell me more!?

Reed knows (he knows everything). He just doesnt mention it. She knows he knows, she doesnt mention it either. I don't read enough to know if Johnny or Ben know.
The fukked up thing is Reed/Sue's kid is an alpha mutant super genius... so he almost positively knows his mom is getting that Atlantean prince dikk... but nobody ever talks about it cause Reed spends so much time on his science that he neglects her.

Namor's dikk is the only thing holdinf thier marrage together

Which means Emma knows... cause Emma Frost fukks with Namor and likes to read minds against your will... so maybe Cyclops knows. I know the Stepford Cuckoos have been in her mind against her will.
Now that I think about it... alot of people could theoretically know.

But most of the writers seem to avoid it now

When you a superhero but your wife is guest starring in another nikkas comic book its a problem

And she rocking the slutty outfit. When she in the Fan-4 comics she got the longpants/longsleeve combo...
REED COME GET UR GIRL

 

[King Koopa]

Reed knows (he knows everything). He just doesnt mention it. She knows he knows, she doesnt mention it either. I don't read enough to know if Johnny or Ben know.
The fukked up thing is Reed/Sue's kid is an alpha mutant super genius... so he almost positively knows his mom is getting that Atlantean prince dikk... but nobody ever talks about it cause Reed spends so much time on his science that he neglects her.

Namor's dikk is the only thing holdinf thier marrage together

Which means Emma knows... cause Emma Frost fukks with Namor and likes to read minds against your will... so maybe Cyclops knows. I know the Stepford Cuckoos have been in her mind against her will.
Now that I think about it... alot of people could theoretically know.

But most of the writers seem to avoid it now

When you a superhero but your wife is guest starring in another nikkas comic book its a problem

And she rocking the slutty outfit. When she in the Fan-4 comics she got the longpants/longsleeve combo...
REED COME GET UR GIRL

They even got that "4" in the "O" of dude's name

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

Let's be honest though. X-Men >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Avengers.

 

[Detroit Wave]

Them nikkas so

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

This is the worst shyt ever

 

[IllustratorMike]

This is the worst shyt ever

I've always hated that intro.

 

[Unpublished Poet]

The only thing lame about them to me is Reed's stretch "superpower". It literally made both movies laughable to me whenever he used it.

 

[MrFantastic]

Always like the name Mr. Fantastic....

But gotdamn at sue being thot..

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Always like the name Mr. Fantastic....

But gotdamn at sue being thot..

She's definitely ran thru