Lots of superheroes don't need to be as jacked as they are

[King Crimson]

Surprised nobody posted the GOAT

That nikka don't make no damn sense to look like that playin football. That nikka face should be on the HGH bottle.

Y'all got me laughing like an idiot in this place.

 

[Food Mane]

Pasting this to The Watchtower.

What's the watchtower?

 

[mr x]

5* thread

 

[Un-AmericanDreamer]

5* thread

Captain America's titty meats

 

[Un-AmericanDreamer]

BP has no business being that stocky, it don't even fit with his skillset, he's suppose to be an acrobat and sprinter, why he look like terry crews ? The only superhero who needs to be this jacked is Hulk.

 

[2 Up 2 Down]

The stay hatin'

 

[Don Mack]

This reminds me of a gamefaqs street fighter iv thread where people complained that Ryu, Ken, Akuma, etc were too jacked up

 

[YaBoy]

Maybe Batman is the only hero who actually needs to be swole. The rest of these dudes are just egomaniacs.

To be fair, it looks like superman skipped leg day

 

[Bruce Wayne]

What's the watchtower?

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justice_League_Watchtower

 

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

Green lantern is more or less a magician. Casting his faggy spells doesn't build muscle.

doesnt he fly, run, jump around or something?

 

[ORDER_66]

doesnt he fly, run, jump around or something?

• John Stewart’s power ring provides him with the abilities of all other Green Lanterns; these abilities include flight and limited invulnerability.
• As with all other Green Lanterns, the ring is a weapon of the mind and powered by will, therefore only limited to the wearer’s imagination.
• Stewart was briefly taught by Ganthet on how to reroute his mind to think in the 'language of the spheres' the first language of the universe to evade telepathic detection by Fernus, the 'Burning Martian' identity of the Martian Manhunter; although the intensity of this method meant that John couldn't use it for more than a minute without burning his mind out, it has never been specified if this means that he cannot use it again or if he could use it at some future date if enough time has elapsed since his last use of it.
• Like all Green Lanterns, Stewart's personality affects his ring's creations, giving them a solid, architectural quality. In Green Lantern: Rebirth, Hal Jordan remarks that "everything John builds is solid". He also remarked that Stewart is the best flyer in the Corps.
• In Green Lantern (vol. 4) #26, it was shown that John's willpower exceeds the limit of his ring (when he tried to recreate a planet from scratch), a feat that had not been depicted before this point.
• John is a discharged member of the USMC with full combat training. In addition, he is an expert sniper.
• When he temporarily used Indigo-1's ring as a member of the Indigo Tribe, John was capable of accessing the powers of all Lantern Corps rings in his vicinity, even managing to harness the power of the Black Lantern Corps by drawing on the residual Black Lantern energy around Mogo's core. John is not shown to be significantly affected by the Indigo Ring's mind-altering capabilities, although this could be because he was already capable of feeling compassion.

As well as his obvious powers as a Lantern, John has recently begun to demonstrate an ability to kill when he is certain the situation requires it, destroying Mogo in order to save the universe from the army of Krona-controlled Green Lanterns that Mogo would have created and later killing a fellow Lantern who was about to give in to torture and reveal vital information to their enemies.

Each Green Lantern wears a ring that grants them a variety of powers. The full extent of the ring's ability has never been rigorously defined in the stories, but two consistent traits are that it grants the power of flight and that all its effects are accompanied by a green light.

Early Green Lantern stories showed the characters performing all sorts of feats with the ring, from shrinking objects to turning people invisible. Later stories de-emphasized these abilities in favor of constructs.

The signature power of all Green Lanterns is the ability to conjure "constructs": solid green objects that the Green Lantern can control telekinetically. These can be anything, such as a disembodied fist to beat a foe, a shield to block an attack, a sword to cut a rope, or chains to bind a prisoner. Whatever their shape or size, these constructs are always pure green in color, unless a Lantern is skillful enough to know how to change the EM spectrum the construct emits. Hal Jordan has shown the ability to have a construct emit Kryptonite radiation under Batman's guidance.

The rings of the Green Lantern Corps allow their bearers to travel very quickly across interstellar distances, fast enough that they can efficiently patrol the Universe. They allow the wearer to survive in virtually any environment, and also remove the need to eat, sleep, and pass waste. The rings can translate practically any language in the Universe. They possess powerful sensors that can identify and analyze objects. Lanterns are granted full access to all Guardian knowledge by their rings, through the Book of Oa.

A noteworthy power the rings do not have is the ability to automatically heal injuries, though they can provide shielding. In Hal Jordan's origin story, Abin Sur passed on his ring to Hal because he was unable to treat his own fatal injuries. If the Green Lantern happens to be a skilled physician, then the ring can be invaluable as it can conjure any conceivable medical tool, but it cannot do much for a Lantern who lacks medical expertise. When Hal Jordan breaks his arm, the best he can do is conjure a cast. This is further extended into an ability to replace large sections of one's injured body with constructs, but this too requires detailed biological knowledge of one's body and concentration enough to prolong the construct.

Alan Scott's ring is unable to directly affect anything made of wood. Alan can conjure a green shield to block bullets, but a wooden club will pass through it effortlessly. The rings of Hal Jordan and his colleagues shared a similar weakness to anything colored yellow, though due to the removal of the yellow impurity from the Central Battery on Oa, more recent stories have removed this weakness.

The effectiveness of the ring is tied to the wearer's willpower. A Green Lantern with strong willpower will best a weaker-willed Lantern in a duel.

green lantern rings is no fukking joke breh

 

[loyola llothta]

The muscle probably come naturally from fighting and what not

I always thought he would look smaller slim fit with all that fukking cardio. Jumping around and foot dancing shyt he would look like chris brown before he went to prison

 

[My Girl is Bow Legged]

maybe green lantern just wishes those muscles on him when he puts on the ring

 

[ORDER_66]

maybe green lantern just wishes those muscles on him when he puts on the ring

John Stewart is a discharged member of the USMC with full combat training. In addition, he is an expert sniper.

 

[Master Teacher]

He's shredded. He's confined to a wheelchair.

To be real a lot of nikkaz in wheelchairs be swole, becaue they use their upper bodies to be everything

one of my neighbors was paralyzed from a gun shot and was confined to wheel chair, he was diesel as fukk