Lots of superheroes don't need to be as jacked as they are

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this reminds me of some shyt where i seen Professor X doin pull-ups on a bar then had somebody help him down into his chair... im like :stopitslime:

who the fukk runnin up on "Mind Control Xavier" wheelchair tryin to throw hands without protection???
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On the real though, there is some truth to this. I just chalk it up to being some subliminal type stuff. Peep this: Superheroes are above humans, right? How many ways can they show this outside of their costumes? The only way is physically really? Is the average human really walking around at 6'4 236 lbs with sub 5% body fat? No. But if you were some sort of demi god, then yeah, that makes sense. Ain't no coincidence that Clark runs around the daily planet "ripped as fuark" while everybody else running around there with muffin tops and beer bellies. :manny:
 

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lmao yo who remembers the x-men cartoons? everybody was fukking swole!

I remember wolverine taking on some mutant hating gang and the news reporters came. News reporter was jacked :dead:

Abs use to show through there costumes :to:

Proff Xavier looking like he about to get drafted in the nfl :damn:

Magneto looking like a prime bill goldberg :childplease:



Beast was mad hairy but he was so swole you could still see every muscle definition :deadrose:
 

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this reminds me of some shyt where i seen Professor X doin pull-ups on a bar then had somebody help him down into his chair... im like :stopitslime:

who the fukk runnin up on "Mind Control Xavier" wheelchair tryin to throw hands without protection???

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This is exactly the shyt I'm talking about.
 

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He's shredded. He's confined to a wheelchair.

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lmao yo who remembers the x-men cartoons? everybody was fukking swole!

I remember wolverine taking on some mutant hating gang and the news reporters came. News reporter was jacked :dead:

Abs use to show through there costumes :to:

Proff Xavier looking like he about to get drafted in the nfl :damn:

Magneto looking like a prime bill goldberg :childplease:



Beast was mad hairy but he was so swole you could still see every muscle definition :deadrose:
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This here ain't no lie.

Gotta love those 90's comics and cartoons, man. :russ:

Cartoons gave me a damn body complex. :damn:
 
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well if you're gonna be a superhero and you're gonna be in the public eye i guess it doesn't hurt to look good and be in shape. :ehh:

magic ring or not i'm sure green lantern still wants to pull in hoes.
 

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lmao yo who remembers the x-men cartoons? everybody was fukking swole!

I remember wolverine taking on some mutant hating gang and the news reporters came. News reporter was jacked :dead:

Abs use to show through there costumes :to:

Proff Xavier looking like he about to get drafted in the nfl :damn:

Magneto looking like a prime bill goldberg :childplease:



Beast was mad hairy but he was so swole you could still see every muscle definition :deadrose:

We're gonna have to give Beast a pass because he's ape-like and we know how brolick some apes are.
 
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