Lookin back, Steve Urkel stayed standin up to nìggaz

[Jamal514]

Urkel the goat simp

Stupig nikka shoulda just stayed Stephan and fukked all the finest bytches instead he's simpin over this

She's kinda cute, but c'mon now , this nikka had busty Myra throwin it at him

 

[The_King_of_Everything]

When Urkel turned into Bruce lee

 

[Kliq_Souf]

 

[I'm Billy FUCO!!]

Surprised nobody posted this yet in relation to the thread title

 

[Abstract83]

We dudes that stalk girls now

Dude sneaking into Laura's room at 3 in the morning with a monkey and going when Laura asks what the fukk he's doing.

Laura was a slut, but Steve's weird ass shouldn't get props for standing up to dudes that was fukking the chick that wanted nothing to do with him.

You with a girl you just trying to smash and

comes at you like , you're giving him the

The only reason Laura was with him because every dude on the Southside within 3 years of her already smashed and Urkel was the only dude that wouldn't mind.

What sane man would turn down

in high school? Especially if she was down for you, had money and would've done anything

shyt, if Carl was a real father, Steve would've been found in some alley in Roseland like with some crack sprinkled on him the first time he did any damage to my house, when he fukked up Eddie's chances at smashing Vonda Mahoney or Laura came to me crying because Steve was standing over her bed when she woke up.

nikka I'm

 

[DaylitoJames]

I cant resist.....

ENTER SCENE:

[ Laura and light skinned wavy hair nikka in overalls, chillin on the couch, in intimate embrace]

Light nikka: *in white boy nerd voice*....Laura, I really enjoyed making those cupcakes with you in cooking class.

Laura: Me too...thanks for walking me home light nikka.

Light nikka: You know laura....i really want to kiss you on the cheek right now.

Audience track: OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Laura: (in sassy exaggerated black woman voice) nikka now why u gon kiss me on my damn cheek when I got two lips waiting for yo cute ass?


Audience track: Explode: OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Whooo Wee, *mad whistling*

[right before kiss, steve comes flying in the room like he was shot out of a cannon holding a huge bucket of an unidentified liquid]

Urkel: Laura, you'll never believe it. I've invented a way to turn chittlin' juice into refreshing kool aid. (the bucket is filled with chittlin' juice). All I need to do is put my special bucket in ur fridge and add a few ingredients!

Laura: Aw, nikka maybe later. Cant you see IM BUSY! Go home, stupid.

Urkel: It'll only take a minute. You'll love it. Just watch.....ohhh!

(Urkel trips on rug and spills bucket all over light skinned wavy nikka. Hes now covered in chittlin' juice)

Urkel; Oh sht........DID I DO THAT????????

Audience track:

Light skinned nikka: *abandons white boy voice and sounds hood as fawk now*....YOU LIL BYTCH ASS NIKKA. WHAT THE FUKK. IMMA FUKK YOU UP AND BEAT YO ASS PURPLE LIKE THEM HOE ASS SUSPENDERS YOU WEARIN'. COME HERE, YOU SKINNY FAGGIT.

urkel: whoa there. now hold up nikka. no need for more black on black violence.

Laura: Light skinned nikka, Ive never seen this side of you before. U sound crazy. Get outta my house, tho.

Light skinned nikka: *still furiously angry* Imma bust yo ass first thing in the mornin' before P.E, for cockblokin this p*ssy, you fukk nikka (stares urkel down as he storms out house).

Urkel:

Urkel: Now that we got HIM out the way *goes to hug laura*

Laura: Dont get sht fukked up for even one second. I cant believe you! This the 4th Dyck this week you done fukked up for me. I aint neva gunna get laid by none of these nikkas....

Urkel:

Laura: .....and dont even think about it. I dont care how man dycks you cblock. I AINT FUKKIN YOU. NOW GET OUT B FO' I CUT YOU *grabs steak knife*

Urkel: I dont have to take this....IM GOIN' HOME!

[Carl winslow comes merrily hopping down the stairs]

Carl: *sniffs aggressively*. Why do I suddenly feel in the mood for some damn chittlin's

Audience Track:

Laura: FAWWWWWWWWWKKKKKKKK! *puts head in hands w/ a depressed expression*

cheesy outro music

Send this to Key & Peele right now

 

[Abstract83]

I cant resist.....

ENTER SCENE:

[ Laura and light skinned wavy hair nikka in overalls, chillin on the couch, in intimate embrace]

Light nikka: *in white boy nerd voice*....Laura, I really enjoyed making those cupcakes with you in cooking class.

Laura: Me too...thanks for walking me home light nikka.

Light nikka: You know laura....i really want to kiss you on the cheek right now.

Audience track: OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Laura: (in sassy exaggerated black woman voice) nikka now why u gon kiss me on my damn cheek when I got two lips waiting for yo cute ass?


Audience track: Explode: OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Whooo Wee, *mad whistling*

[right before kiss, steve comes flying in the room like he was shot out of a cannon holding a huge bucket of an unidentified liquid]

Urkel: Laura, you'll never believe it. I've invented a way to turn chittlin' juice into refreshing kool aid. (the bucket is filled with chittlin' juice). All I need to do is put my special bucket in ur fridge and add a few ingredients!

Laura: Aw, nikka maybe later. Cant you see IM BUSY! Go home, stupid.

Urkel: It'll only take a minute. You'll love it. Just watch.....ohhh!

(Urkel trips on rug and spills bucket all over light skinned wavy nikka. Hes now covered in chittlin' juice)

Urkel; Oh sht........DID I DO THAT????????

Audience track:

Light skinned nikka: *abandons white boy voice and sounds hood as fawk now*....YOU LIL BYTCH ASS NIKKA. WHAT THE FUKK. IMMA FUKK YOU UP AND BEAT YO ASS PURPLE LIKE THEM HOE ASS SUSPENDERS YOU WEARIN'. COME HERE, YOU SKINNY FAGGIT.

urkel: whoa there. now hold up nikka. no need for more black on black violence.

Laura: Light skinned nikka, Ive never seen this side of you before. U sound crazy. Get outta my house, tho.

Light skinned nikka: *still furiously angry* Imma bust yo ass first thing in the mornin' before P.E, for cockblokin this p*ssy, you fukk nikka (stares urkel down as he storms out house).

Urkel:

Urkel: Now that we got HIM out the way *goes to hug laura*

Laura: Dont get sht fukked up for even one second. I cant believe you! This the 4th Dyck this week you done fukked up for me. I aint neva gunna get laid by none of these nikkas....

Urkel:

Laura: .....and dont even think about it. I dont care how man dycks you cblock. I AINT FUKKIN YOU. NOW GET OUT B FO' I CUT YOU *grabs steak knife*

Urkel: I dont have to take this....IM GOIN' HOME!

[Carl winslow comes merrily hopping down the stairs]

Carl: *sniffs aggressively*. Why do I suddenly feel in the mood for some damn chittlin's

Audience Track:

Laura: FAWWWWWWWWWKKKKKKKK! *puts head in hands w/ a depressed expression*

cheesy outro music

Classic. I straight pictured that whole scenario.

 

[Draje]

So we gonna act like Urkel wasn't slaying dudes on the basketball court and the best player in his HS?

Crossing Cacs and Blacks like it was nothing. Played 6 minutes and had like 14 points, 6 assists, three steals, and the game winner.

 

[marcuz]

all i remember was them sad last seasons, where urkel was damn near 30 with a deep ass voice, having to pull his nuts all the way up to his belly button.

 

[Ivan Trillwater.]

This entire thread got me dying...

Family Matters forever the GOAT show

 

[tremonthustler1]

All I know is this...all them family matters niccas owe urkel at least 30% of they fukkin earnings, because w/o that character, that show wouldnt have made it past 6 m/os. Them nikkas was like watchin paint dry w/o urkel, except for that waldo nikka, and the racist cop.

Don't forget Weasel

 

[avon barksdale]

 

[El Bombi]

Stefan Urquelle was the smoothest nikka in the history of TV. (No Homo)

 

[El Bombi]

Maxine in this movie.

 

[The Nigerian]

I cant resist.....

ENTER SCENE:

[ Laura and light skinned wavy hair nikka in overalls, chillin on the couch, in intimate embrace]

Light nikka: *in white boy nerd voice*....Laura, I really enjoyed making those cupcakes with you in cooking class.

Laura: Me too...thanks for walking me home light nikka.

Light nikka: You know laura....i really want to kiss you on the cheek right now.

Audience track: OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Laura: (in sassy exaggerated black woman voice) nikka now why u gon kiss me on my damn cheek when I got two lips waiting for yo cute ass?


Audience track: Explode: OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Whooo Wee, *mad whistling*

[right before kiss, steve comes flying in the room like he was shot out of a cannon holding a huge bucket of an unidentified liquid]

Urkel: Laura, you'll never believe it. I've invented a way to turn chittlin' juice into refreshing kool aid. (the bucket is filled with chittlin' juice). All I need to do is put my special bucket in ur fridge and add a few ingredients!

Laura: Aw, nikka maybe later. Cant you see IM BUSY! Go home, stupid.

Urkel: It'll only take a minute. You'll love it. Just watch.....ohhh!

(Urkel trips on rug and spills bucket all over light skinned wavy nikka. Hes now covered in chittlin' juice)

Urkel; Oh sht........DID I DO THAT????????

Audience track:

Light skinned nikka: *abandons white boy voice and sounds hood as fawk now*....YOU LIL BYTCH ASS NIKKA. WHAT THE FUKK. IMMA FUKK YOU UP AND BEAT YO ASS PURPLE LIKE THEM HOE ASS SUSPENDERS YOU WEARIN'. COME HERE, YOU SKINNY FAGGIT.

urkel: whoa there. now hold up nikka. no need for more black on black violence in chicago!

Laura: Light skinned nikka, Ive never seen this side of you before. U sound crazy. Get outta my house, tho.

Light skinned nikka: *still furiously angry* Imma bust yo ass first thing in the mornin' before P.E, for cockblokin this p*ssy, you fukk nikka (stares urkel down as he storms out house).

Urkel:

Urkel: Now that we got HIM out the way *goes to hug laura*

Laura: Dont get sht fukked up for even one second. I cant believe you! This the 4th Dyck this week you done fukked up for me. I aint neva gunna get laid by none of these nikkas....

Urkel:

Laura: .....and dont even think about it. I dont care how man dycks you cblock. I AINT FUKKIN YOU. NOW GET OUT B FO' I CUT YOU *grabs steak knife*

Urkel: I dont have to take this....IM GOIN' HOME!

[Carl winslow comes merrily hopping down the stairs]

Carl: *sniffs aggressively*. Why do I suddenly feel in the mood for some damn chittlin's

Audience Track:

Laura: FAWWWWWWWWWKKKKKKKK! *puts head in hands w/ a depressed expression*

cheesy outro music

I'm dyin' here!