deadI cant resist.....
ENTER SCENE:
[ Laura and light skinned wavy hair nikka in overalls, chillin on the couch, in intimate embrace]
Light nikka: *in white boy nerd voice*....Laura, I really enjoyed making those cupcakes with you in cooking class.
Laura: Me too...thanks for walking me home light nikka.
Light nikka: You know laura....i really want to kiss you on the cheek right now.
Audience track: OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Laura: (in sassy exaggerated black woman voice) nikka now why u gon kiss me on my damn cheek when I got two lips waiting for yo cute ass?
Audience track: Explode: OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Whooo Wee, *mad whistling*
[right before kiss, steve comes flying in the room like he was shot out of a cannon holding a huge bucket of an unidentified liquid]
Urkel:Laura, you'll never believe it. I've invented a way to turn chittlin' juice into refreshing kool aid. (the bucket is filled with chittlin' juice). All I need to do is put my special bucket in ur fridge and add a few ingredients!
Laura:Aw, nikka maybe later. Cant you see IM BUSY! Go home, stupid.
Urkel:It'll only take a minute. You'll love it. Just watch.....ohhh!
(Urkel trips on rug and spills bucket all over light skinned wavy nikka. Hes now covered in chittlin' juice)
Urkel; Oh sht........DID I DO THAT????????
Audience track:
Light skinned nikka: *abandons white boy voice and sounds hood as fawk now*....YOU LIL BYTCH ASS NIKKA. WHAT THE FUKK. IMMA FUKK YOU UP AND BEAT YO ASS PURPLE LIKE THEM HOE ASS SUSPENDERS YOU WEARIN'. COME HERE, YOU SKINNY FAGGIT.
urkel:whoa there. now hold up nikka. no need for more black on black violence in chicago!
Laura:Light skinned nikka, Ive never seen this side of you before. U sound crazy. Get outta my house, tho.
Light skinned nikka: *still furiously angry* Imma bust yo ass first thing in the mornin' before P.E, for cockblokin this p*ssy, you fukk nikka (stares urkel down as he storms out house).
Urkel:
Urkel:Now that we got HIM out the way *goes to hug laura*
Laura: Dont get sht fukked up for even one second. I cant believe you! This the 4th Dyck this week you done fukked up for me. I aint neva gunna get laid by none of these nikkas....
Urkel:
Laura: .....and dont even think about it. I dont care how man dycks you cblock. I AINT FUKKIN YOU. NOW GET OUT B FO' I CUT YOU *grabs steak knife*
Urkel: I dont have to take this....IM GOIN' HOME!
[Carl winslow comes merrily hopping down the stairs]
Carl: *sniffs aggressively*. Why do I suddenly feel in the mood for some damn chittlin's
Audience Track:
Laura: FAWWWWWWWWWKKKKKKKK! *puts head in hands w/ a depressed expression*
cheesy outro music
Lookin back, Steve Urkel stayed standin up to nìggaz
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General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
Urkel was wildin tho......
Laura: Steve get ya tired, annoyin', black ass up outta my house and NEVA COME BACK!
Steve: Hol up....last week you said that you hoped I'd get wet up in a drive by on the way home. Now you just sayin u want me to leave, but you dont want me dead.....
.... IM BREAKIN YOU DOOWWWWWWWNNNNNNN......U warmin up to me! Only a matter of time before we smackin cheeks on the Urkman's bed.
Laura: *Rolls eyes* STEVE JUST LEAVE!
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
I legit laughed out loud at Carl sniffing aggressively and being in the mood for chitlinsI cant resist.....
ENTER SCENE:
[ Laura and light skinned wavy hair nikka in overalls, chillin on the couch, in intimate embrace]
Light nikka: *in white boy nerd voice*....Laura, I really enjoyed making those cupcakes with you in cooking class.
Laura: Me too...thanks for walking me home light nikka.
Light nikka: You know laura....i really want to kiss you on the cheek right now.
Audience track: OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Laura: (in sassy exaggerated black woman voice) nikka now why u gon kiss me on my damn cheek when I got two lips waiting for yo cute ass?
Audience track: Explode: OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Whooo Wee, *mad whistling*
[right before kiss, steve comes flying in the room like he was shot out of a cannon holding a huge bucket of an unidentified liquid]
Urkel:
Laura:
Urkel:
(Urkel trips on rug and spills bucket all over light skinned wavy nikka. Hes now covered in chittlin' juice)
Urkel; Oh sht........DID I DO THAT????????
Audience track:
Light skinned nikka: *abandons white boy voice and sounds hood as fawk now*....YOU LIL BYTCH ASS NIKKA. WHAT THE FUKK. IMMA FUKK YOU UP AND BEAT YO ASS PURPLE LIKE THEM HOE ASS SUSPENDERS YOU WEARIN'. COME HERE, YOU SKINNY FAGGIT.
urkel:
Laura:
Light skinned nikka: *still furiously angry* Imma bust yo ass first thing in the mornin' before P.E, for cockblokin this p*ssy, you fukk nikka (stares urkel down as he storms out house).
Urkel:
Urkel:
Laura: Dont get sht fukked up for even one second. I cant believe you! This the 4th Dyck this week you done fukked up for me. I aint neva gunna get laid by none of these nikkas....
Urkel:
Laura: .....and dont even think about it. I dont care how man dycks you cblock. I AINT FUKKIN YOU. NOW GET OUT B FO' I CUT YOU *grabs steak knife*
Urkel: I dont have to take this....IM GOIN' HOME!
[Carl winslow comes merrily hopping down the stairs]
Carl: *sniffs aggressively*. Why do I suddenly feel in the mood for some damn chittlin's
Audience Track:
Laura: FAWWWWWWWWWKKKKKKKK! *puts head in hands w/ a depressed expression*
cheesy outro music
IsThatBrothaMouzone?
Superstar
.....great minds....
When TGIF came on, I was trying to give her and Topanga a baby and no one could stop me!
Shout-out to Al from Step-By-Step...and Holly Robinson Peete.
Dang I forgot about Al.....she was low key
. Was supposed to be the "tomboy" but ended up the finest one I think
Just watched the episode where he was the equipment manger for the basketball team. When coach put him in, he was ready
Out there, looking like Isaih Thomas.
Crossing cats up, lockdown defense, throwing alleys, and leading his team to a win in like 5 minutes.
How Steve wasn't pulling hoes and killing shyt off being the best basketball player in his school and an easy D-1 talent despite just basketball being some side shyt while he creating sentient cyborgs, ones that could feel love, is some
shyt.Eddie was supposedly good enough for top colleges and Steve made that nikka look like a bum, multiple times
Edit: I just rewatched this shyt, Steve made a 20 point swing in 7 minutes
KillerB88
Superstar
I just can’t comprehend chasing after Laura’s thot ass when you had Myra Butrose Butrose Monkhouse and those titties to comfort you at night.
KillerB88
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Steve wasn't one with good taste
Clayton Endicott
Superstar
I cant resist.....
ENTER SCENE:
[ Laura and light skinned wavy hair nikka in overalls, chillin on the couch, in intimate embrace]
Light nikka: *in white boy nerd voice*....Laura, I really enjoyed making those cupcakes with you in cooking class.
Laura: Me too...thanks for walking me home light nikka.
Light nikka: You know laura....i really want to kiss you on the cheek right now.
Audience track: OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Laura: (in sassy exaggerated black woman voice) nikka now why u gon kiss me on my damn cheek when I got two lips waiting for yo cute ass?
Audience track: Explode: OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Whooo Wee, *mad whistling*
[right before kiss, steve comes flying in the room like he was shot out of a cannon holding a huge bucket of an unidentified liquid]
Urkel:
Laura:
Urkel:
(Urkel trips on rug and spills bucket all over light skinned wavy nikka. Hes now covered in chittlin' juice)
Urkel; Oh sht........DID I DO THAT????????
Audience track:
Light skinned nikka: *abandons white boy voice and sounds hood as fawk now*....YOU LIL BYTCH ASS NIKKA. WHAT THE FUKK. IMMA FUKK YOU UP AND BEAT YO ASS PURPLE LIKE THEM HOE ASS SUSPENDERS YOU WEARIN'. COME HERE, YOU SKINNY FAGGIT.
urkel:
Laura:
Light skinned nikka: *still furiously angry* Imma bust yo ass first thing in the mornin' before P.E, for cockblokin this p*ssy, you fukk nikka (stares urkel down as he storms out house).
Urkel:
Urkel:
Laura: Dont get sht fukked up for even one second. I cant believe you! This the 4th Dyck this week you done fukked up for me. I aint neva gunna get laid by none of these nikkas....
Urkel:
Laura: .....and dont even think about it. I dont care how man dycks you cblock. I AINT FUKKIN YOU. NOW GET OUT B FO' I CUT YOU *grabs steak knife*
Urkel: I dont have to take this....IM GOIN' HOME!
[Carl winslow comes merrily hopping down the stairs]
Carl: *sniffs aggressively*. Why do I suddenly feel in the mood for some damn chittlin's
Audience Track:
Laura: FAWWWWWWWWWKKKKKKKK! *puts head in hands w/ a depressed expression*
cheesy outro music
TaxCollector13459
2018 Coli Rookie of the Year
Urkel was about that cuckold life, wifin up bytches after the whole GBE click hit n shyt, she had a new boyfriend every week. you know they smashed
GBE baby
Tribal Outkast
Veteran
Out there, looking like Isaih Thomas.
Crossing cats up, lockdown defense, throwing alleys, and leading his team to a win in like 5 minutes.
How Steve wasn't pulling hoes and killing shyt off being the best basketball player in his school and an easy D-1 talent despite just basketball being some side shyt while he creating sentient cyborgs, ones that could feel love, is some
Eddie was supposedly good enough for top colleges and Steve made that nikka look like a bum, multiple times
Edit: I just rewatched this shyt, Steve made a 20 point swing in 7 minutes
I was so mad that this nikka was so nice at basketball. Like you a nerd that can fukk up an entire house just by tripping over a shoe, but this nikka is A.I. Out of nowhere?? I didn’t get it lol. Eddie was clown status after that basketball tournament with Grandmama lol.
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Said this the other day fam one episode he got on some gorilla pimp ike turner shyt on some "look bytch I drove u here and u still talking crazy?? Get in the fukking bed and shut the fukk up" then she got all big eyed and shyt.nikka wanted to fight every dude Laura had
He helped take down the notorious Dragons from the westside of Chicago(why u think we dont hear about them nikkaz with all the violence in chicago?)
Laura was that nikka'z crip tonight. He would do whatever she asked
Still, that nikka Urkel wasnt a hoe ass nikka.
Urkel was wildin tho......
Laura: Steve get ya tired, annoyin', black ass up outta my house and NEVA COME BACK!
Steve: Hol up....last week you said that you hoped I'd get wet up in a drive by on the way home. Now you just sayin u want me to leave, but you dont want me dead.....
.... IM BREAKIN YOU DOOWWWWWWWNNNNNNN......U warmin up to me! Only a matter of time before we smackin cheeks on the Urkman's bed.
Laura: *Rolls eyes* STEVE JUST LEAVE!
He was sonic the hedgehog too I believe but the show had nothing to do with the game he just ate chilidogs like wtf man?