Lookin back, Steve Urkel stayed standin up to nìggaz

[No_bammer_weed]

Urkel was wildin tho......

Laura: Steve get ya tired, annoyin', black ass up outta my house and NEVA COME BACK!

Steve: Hol up....last week you said that you hoped I'd get wet up in a drive by on the way home. Now you just sayin u want me to leave, but you dont want me dead.....

.... IM BREAKIN YOU DOOWWWWWWWNNNNNNN......U warmin up to me! Only a matter of time before we smackin cheeks on the Urkman's bed.


Laura: *Rolls eyes* STEVE JUST LEAVE!

 

[Ziggiy]

i remember i used to get mad eddie would get scared everytime a bully would come on the show and go get his daddy i was like big as you are u scared to fight for yourself

All Urkel had to do was take a pill, transform into Stephan and diffuse all tension. Urkel was the GOAT nerd, this nikka should've been off making millions building space stations on Mars but followed his heart and stuck with Laura.

Urkel did that so hopefully a generation of Simps wouldn't have to go through that

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Urkel the goat simp

Steve on trying to win Laura:

It's like wanting to touch a star. You know you cant, you just gotta keep trying

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Urkel was wildin tho......

Laura: Steve get ya tired, annoyin', black ass up outta my house and NEVA COME BACK!

Steve: Hol up....last week you said that you hoped I'd get wet up in a drive by on the way home. Now you just sayin u want me to leave, but you dont want me dead.....

.... IM BREAKIN YOU DOOWWWWWWWNNNNNNN......U warmin up to me! Only a matter of time before we smackin cheeks on the Urkman's bed.


Laura: *Rolls eyes* STEVE JUST LEAVE!

 

[newworldafro]

nikka wanted to fight every dude Laura had

He helped take down the notorious Dragons from the westside of Chicago(why u think we dont hear about them nikkaz with all the violence in chicago?)

Laura was that nikka'z crip tonight. He would do whatever she asked


Still, that nikka Urkel wasnt a hoe ass nikka.

you lucky ...................... since kryptonite is not a real element ...... you get a pass .... you almost

 

[Colilluminati]

I never hear anyone disrespecting Family Matter off the internet.

 

[Swiggy]

Urkel was wildin tho......

Laura: Steve get ya tired, annoyin', black ass up outta my house and NEVA COME BACK!

Steve: Hol up....last week you said that you hoped I'd get wet up in a drive by on the way home. Now you just sayin u want me to leave, but you dont want me dead.....

.... IM BREAKIN YOU DOOWWWWWWWNNNNNNN......U warmin up to me! Only a matter of time before we smackin cheeks on the Urkman's bed.


Laura: *Rolls eyes* STEVE JUST LEAVE!

That show existed for this thread to be made years later. You can't convince me otherwise

LAURA HOPING URKEL GOT WETTED

 

[jwinfield]

Urkel's heart didn't pump NO Kool-Aid. I still remember when that nikka stood up to Larenz Tate in the ring and took that ass whoopin like a G.


Dude stood up to Carl Winslow for YEARS on some "You Gonna Love me nikka, I WILL be your son in law whether you like it or not"


Probably the ONLY simp who actually got the girl of his dreams. You gotta Salute the Boy's heart and determination

We dudes that stalk girls now

Dude sneaking into Laura's room at 3 in the morning with a monkey and going when Laura asks what the fukk he's doing.

Laura was a slut, but Steve's weird ass shouldn't get props for standing up to dudes that was fukking the chick that wanted nothing to do with him.

You with a girl you just trying to smash and

comes at you like , you're giving him the

The only reason Laura was with him because every dude on the Southside within 3 years of her already smashed and Urkel was the only dude that wouldn't mind.

What sane man would turn down

in high school? Especially if she was down for you, had money and would've done anything

shyt, if Carl was a real father, Steve would've been found in some alley in Roseland like with some crack sprinkled on him the first time he did any damage to my house, when he fukked up Eddie's chances at smashing Vonda Mahoney or Laura came to me crying because Steve was standing over her bed when she woke up.

 

[luckyse7enz]

Speaking of getting wetted, remember when Maxine got clapped b/c she didn't want to give up her sneakers on a "The Gun" episode of "Family Matters". Had me shook about guns as a kid

"WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST GIVE UP THE SNEAKERS, MAX?!"

Also, I never understood how Urkel was with a chick for so long...a chick WAY badder than Laura (IMO) and she was just cool with that whole arrangement. Dude was constantly in their house and she was still

Must've been doing the Ur-Ur-Ur-Ur-Ur-Ur-ur-Urkel deep in her goddamn guts to pull that off.

 

[luckyse7enz]

We dudes that stalk girls now

Dude sneaking into Laura's room at 3 in the morning with a monkey and going when Laura asks what the fukk he's doing.

Laura was a slut, but Steve's weird ass shouldn't get props for standing up to dudes that was fukking the chick that wanted nothing to do with him.

You with a girl you just trying to smash and

comes at you like , you're giving him the

The only reason Laura was with him because every dude on the Southside within 3 years of her already smashed and Urkel was the only dude that wouldn't mind.

What sane man would turn down

in high school? Especially if she was down for you, had money and would've done anything

shyt, if Carl was a real father, Steve would've been found in some alley in Roseland like with some crack sprinkled on him the first time he did any damage to my house, when he fukked up Eddie's chances at smashing Vonda Mahoney or Laura came to me crying because Steve was standing over her bed when she woke up.

.....great minds....

When TGIF came on, I was trying to give her and Topanga a baby and no one could stop me!

Shout-out to Al from Step-By-Step...and Holly Robinson Peete.

 

[newworldafro]

.....great minds....

When TGIF came on, I was trying to give her and Topanga a baby and no one could stop me!

Shout-out to Al from Step-By-Step...and Holly Robinson Peete.

Didn't Steve finally smash (a couple of times) near the end of the series ....... Theo already had put in work, after she moved from Broookyn to Chicago ..

 

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

Kinda sucks that the Family Matters role defined him for life though.
Not in his eyes, but in everyone else's he will always be Steve Urkel.

That nikka getting hella bread off royalties. I'm sure hes ok with it. Dude getting Urkel and Sonic money.

 

[No_bammer_weed]

I cant resist.....

ENTER SCENE:

[ Laura and light skinned wavy hair nikka in overalls, chillin on the couch, in intimate embrace]

Light nikka: *in white boy nerd voice*....Laura, I really enjoyed making those cupcakes with you in cooking class.

Laura: Me too...thanks for walking me home light nikka.

Light nikka: You know laura....i really want to kiss you on the cheek right now.

Audience track: OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Laura: (in sassy exaggerated black woman voice) nikka now why u gon kiss me on my damn cheek when I got two lips waiting for yo cute ass?


Audience track: Explode: OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Whooo Wee, *mad whistling*

[right before kiss, steve comes flying in the room like he was shot out of a cannon holding a huge bucket of an unidentified liquid]

Urkel: Laura, you'll never believe it. I've invented a way to turn chittlin' juice into refreshing kool aid. (the bucket is filled with chittlin' juice). All I need to do is put my special bucket in ur fridge and add a few ingredients!

Laura: Aw, nikka maybe later. Cant you see IM BUSY! Go home, stupid.

Urkel: It'll only take a minute. You'll love it. Just watch.....ohhh!

(Urkel trips on rug and spills bucket all over light skinned wavy nikka. Hes now covered in chittlin' juice)

Urkel; Oh sht........DID I DO THAT????????

Audience track:

Light skinned nikka: *abandons white boy voice and sounds hood as fawk now*....YOU LIL BYTCH ASS NIKKA. WHAT THE FUKK. IMMA FUKK YOU UP AND BEAT YO ASS PURPLE LIKE THEM HOE ASS SUSPENDERS YOU WEARIN'. COME HERE, YOU SKINNY FAGGIT.

urkel: whoa there. now hold up nikka. no need for more black on black violence in chicago!

Laura: Light skinned nikka, Ive never seen this side of you before. U sound crazy. Get outta my house, tho.

Light skinned nikka: *still furiously angry* Imma bust yo ass first thing in the mornin' before P.E, for cockblokin this p*ssy, you fukk nikka (stares urkel down as he storms out house).

Urkel:

Urkel: Now that we got HIM out the way *goes to hug laura*

Laura: Dont get sht fukked up for even one second. I cant believe you! This the 4th Dyck this week you done fukked up for me. I aint neva gunna get laid by none of these nikkas....

Urkel:

Laura: .....and dont even think about it. I dont care how man dycks you cblock. I AINT FUKKIN YOU. NOW GET OUT B FO' I CUT YOU *grabs steak knife*

Urkel: I dont have to take this....IM GOIN' HOME!

[Carl winslow comes merrily hopping down the stairs]

Carl: *sniffs aggressively*. Why do I suddenly feel in the mood for some damn chittlin's

Audience Track:

Laura: FAWWWWWWWWWKKKKKKKK! *puts head in hands w/ a depressed expression*

cheesy outro music

 

[Brofato]

That crip tonight play on words sounds like something Gunplay would say

 

[Ziggiy]

.....great minds....

When TGIF came on, I was trying to give her and Topanga a baby and no one could stop me!

Shout-out to Al from Step-By-Step...and Holly Robinson Peete.

Step By Step low key was one of the Goat Cac sitcoms in its first 3 seasons


And Hangin With Mr. Cooper is underrated as hell.