The Nigerian
The Realest Member of TheColi
The Urkle kills it EVERY TIME.
That thrust.
That thrust.
Lookin back, Steve Urkel stayed standin up to nìggaz
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Pinyapplesuckas
He's A Good Man
Taadow
The StarchBishop™️
Yeah, i'll give Urkel his props...he no punk beetch.
And for reals...with all that science chit he knew, he coulda really fucced some niccas up...
I mean, the dude built a ROCKET PACK from scratch, cuzz!
And for reals...with all that science chit he knew, he coulda really fucced some niccas up...
I mean, the dude built a ROCKET PACK from scratch, cuzz!
Taadow
The StarchBishop™️
I cant resist.....
ENTER SCENE:
[ Laura and light skinned wavy hair nikka in overalls, chillin on the couch, in intimate embrace]
Light nikka: *in white boy nerd voice*....Laura, I really enjoyed making those cupcakes with you in cooking class.
Laura: Me too...thanks for walking me home light nikka.
Light nikka: You know laura....i really want to kiss you on the cheek right now.
Audience track: OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Laura: (in sassy exaggerated black woman voice) nikka now why u gon kiss me on my damn cheek when I got two lips waiting for yo cute ass?
Audience track: Explode: OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Whooo Wee, *mad whistling*
[right before kiss, steve comes flying in the room like he was shot out of a cannon holding a huge bucket of an unidentified liquid]
Urkel:Laura, you'll never believe it. I've invented a way to turn chittlin' juice into refreshing kool aid. (the bucket is filled with chittlin' juice). All I need to do is put my special bucket in ur fridge and add a few ingredients!
Laura:Aw, nikka maybe later. Cant you see IM BUSY! Go home, stupid.
Urkel:It'll only take a minute. You'll love it. Just watch.....ohhh!
(Urkel trips on rug and spills bucket all over light skinned wavy nikka. Hes now covered in chittlin' juice)
Urkel; Oh sht........DID I DO THAT????????
Audience track:
Light skinned nikka: *abandons white boy voice and sounds hood as fawk now*....YOU LIL BYTCH ASS NIKKA. WHAT THE FUKK. IMMA FUKK YOU UP AND BEAT YO ASS PURPLE LIKE THEM HOE ASS SUSPENDERS YOU WEARIN'. COME HERE, YOU SKINNY FAGGIT.
urkel:whoa there. now hold up nikka. no need for more black on black violence in chicago!
Laura:Light skinned nikka, Ive never seen this side of you before. U sound crazy. Get outta my house, tho.
Light skinned nikka: *still furiously angry* Imma bust yo ass first thing in the mornin' before P.E, for cockblokin this p*ssy, you fukk nikka (stares urkel down as he storms out house).
Urkel:
Urkel:Now that we got HIM out the way *goes to hug laura*
Laura: Dont get sht fukked up for even one second. I cant believe you! This the 4th Dyck this week you done fukked up for me. I aint neva gunna get laid by none of these nikkas....
Urkel:
Laura: .....and dont even think about it. I dont care how man dycks you cblock. I AINT FUKKIN YOU. NOW GET OUT B FO' I CUT YOU *grabs steak knife*
Urkel: I dont have to take this....IM GOIN' HOME!
[Carl winslow comes merrily hopping down the stairs]
Carl: *sniffs aggressively*. Why do I suddenly feel in the mood for some damn chittlin's
Audience Track:
Laura: FAWWWWWWWWWKKKKKKKK! *puts head in hands w/ a depressed expression*
cheesy outro music
I'm fuccin' DEAD at this chit!
Taadow
The StarchBishop™️
You know what kept that show up imo...JT and Al snappin' on The Danaburger.
That was close as white folks were gonna get to Martin vs. Pam...
I like how her parents just left the room and let this nikka dry hump and tongue down their daughter in front of a group of people...
Dudley
I been meaning to try this method....
Not only was Steve standing up to dudes he was ahead of his time as a fashionista with those nerdy ass frames,cardis and brogues....
Dudes was laughing back then but Urkel had the last laugh...
I been meaning to try this method....
Not only was Steve standing up to dudes he was ahead of his time as a fashionista with those nerdy ass frames,cardis and brogues....
Dudes was laughing back then but Urkel had the last laugh...
@Gator ReloadedUrkel was about that cuckold life, wifin up bytches after the whole GBE click hit n shyt, she had a new boyfriend every week. you know they smashed
Great show
Wedudes that stalk girls now
Dude sneaking into Laura's room at 3 in the morning with a monkey and goingwhen Laura asks what the fukk he's doing.
Laura was a slut, but Steve's weird ass shouldn't get props for standing up to dudes that was fukking the chick that wanted nothing to do with him.
You with a girl you just trying to smash andcomes at you like
The only reason Laura was with him because every dude on the Southside within 3 years of her already smashed and Urkel was the only dude that wouldn't mind.
What sane man would turn down
in high school?
Especially if she was down for you, had money and would've done anything
shyt, if Carl was a real father, Steve would've been found in some alley in Roseland likewith some crack sprinkled on him the first time he did any damage to my house, when he fukked up Eddie's chances at smashing Vonda Mahoney or Laura came to me crying because Steve was standing over her bed when she woke up.
this whole post, but the bold killed me
Dog Based Gremlin
Veteran
enjoy that rep bonus brehI cant resist.....
ENTER SCENE:
[ Laura and light skinned wavy hair nikka in overalls, chillin on the couch, in intimate embrace]
Light nikka: *in white boy nerd voice*....Laura, I really enjoyed making those cupcakes with you in cooking class.
Laura: Me too...thanks for walking me home light nikka.
Light nikka: You know laura....i really want to kiss you on the cheek right now.
Audience track: OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Laura: (in sassy exaggerated black woman voice) nikka now why u gon kiss me on my damn cheek when I got two lips waiting for yo cute ass?
Audience track: Explode: OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Whooo Wee, *mad whistling*
[right before kiss, steve comes flying in the room like he was shot out of a cannon holding a huge bucket of an unidentified liquid]
Urkel:
Laura:
Urkel:
(Urkel trips on rug and spills bucket all over light skinned wavy nikka. Hes now covered in chittlin' juice)
Urkel; Oh sht........DID I DO THAT????????
Audience track:
Light skinned nikka: *abandons white boy voice and sounds hood as fawk now*....YOU LIL BYTCH ASS NIKKA. WHAT THE FUKK. IMMA FUKK YOU UP AND BEAT YO ASS PURPLE LIKE THEM HOE ASS SUSPENDERS YOU WEARIN'. COME HERE, YOU SKINNY FAGGIT.
urkel:
Laura:
Light skinned nikka: *still furiously angry* Imma bust yo ass first thing in the mornin' before P.E, for cockblokin this p*ssy, you fukk nikka (stares urkel down as he storms out house).
Urkel:
Urkel:
Laura: Dont get sht fukked up for even one second. I cant believe you! This the 4th Dyck this week you done fukked up for me. I aint neva gunna get laid by none of these nikkas....
Urkel:
Laura: .....and dont even think about it. I dont care how man dycks you cblock. I AINT FUKKIN YOU. NOW GET OUT B FO' I CUT YOU *grabs steak knife*
Urkel: I dont have to take this....IM GOIN' HOME!
[Carl winslow comes merrily hopping down the stairs]
Carl: *sniffs aggressively*. Why do I suddenly feel in the mood for some damn chittlin's
Audience Track:
Laura: FAWWWWWWWWWKKKKKKKK! *puts head in hands w/ a depressed expression*
cheesy outro music
Just watched the episode where he was the equipment manger for the basketball team. When coach put him in, he was ready
