Long story short I'm stuck inside my homies couch [ Update : homie momma saved me]

[Figdcotton]

Real shyt wat it smell like in there breh?? Look like u stuck between a couch and a roach place

 

[Scottie Drippin]

Five goddamn stars

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

You foiking couch potatoe.

 

[Payday23]

Here's how it went. I slept the night at my homies house, and he has a foldout couch I was on.It tilted back and I slid inside the couch. The bed then went back to normal.He doesn't have his phone with him so I can't text him to come save me. I'm embarrassed and mad at the same damn time. Also, I'm typing this on my iPod. My phone is literally on the other side of the couch, and I can't get too it. :/

Picture proof:

Spoiler

You find any change?

 

[Theraflu]

My dude you better save your battery call everyone you know who knows him and fight for your damn life.

 

[Audemar]

Clearly you have wifi so get a free calling app like Google Voice or something and call somebody, assuming you are good at remembering numbers. (My bet is you aren't considering you're stuck in a couch)

 

[Tunez]

fukkING DEAD

 

[dennis roadman]

Here's how it went. I slept the night at my homies house, and he has a foldout couch I was on.It tilted back and I slid inside the couch. The bed then went back to normal.He doesn't have his phone with him so I can't text him to come save me. I'm embarrassed and mad at the same damn time. Also, I'm typing this on my iPod. My phone is literally on the other side of the couch, and I can't get too it. :/

Picture proof:

Spoiler

we believe in you

rafters, now

 

[Hijo de luna]

Ol Urkel ass nikka

 

[Payday23]

My dude you better save your battery call everyone you know who knows him and fight for your damn life.

Can you imagine that call?
I'm dying!!
Where you at?
IN the couch!
Where?
The couch
quit playing!
I aint!


We on the way
OK! Hurry!
Friend opens couch!!1

 

[mannyrs13]

This worse than when buddy got stuck behind the couch and couldn't move for a few hours. You better get in contact with your friend before he gets home. He gonna be tired from work and fall right on the sofa. And if he looks like that James Harden looking guy from the other thread, then literally.

 

[Max B]

Yoooooo my dude

 

[mrken12]

How long have you been in the couch? All day?

How long did he look for dropped change? All day?

 

[Arabial Knight]

Amazing thread.

 

[Payday23]

How long did he look for dropped change? All day?

Judging by that plate there maybe some food from a few months back.