Lizzo is slowly approaching the threshold of being smashable.

[FINALE]

The real MVP of that video is those bike tires

 

[TezMilli]

No one showed her how to hold a writing utensil...poor thing

Nope. Just an eating utensil

 

[bnew]

 

[newworldafro]

Never got confirmation if Coli is Yes or No to bananas inserted into Adult Activity Consultants?

Consensually

 

[Harleminthe80s]

Lizzo is 5’10 her big ass would’ve been took down by me

She’s too cute in the face

 

[Huda2daf]

It’s a tragic date when them titties deflate.

 

[Charlie Hustle]

Im bussing on her small flappy tiddies being held up by her fat stomach at the end of no nut November

 

[MajesticLion]

 

[pickles]

I am not into big girls.


for real.

 

[AAKing23]

She already smashable for a Coli breh

 

[Scustin Bieburr]

I've never seen so much attention given to someone so many people claim to be uninterested in.

Nggas really going through their day and having moments where they stop and think "what's happening with lizzo now? " and then start looking her up to make a thread or post in one of the multiple ones made about her.

Why does she have a hold on some of yall like this. I've never seen a lizzo thread flop. Some just can't help it can they.

 

[TripleAgent]

Raw

I’d swipe a honey bun down the crack of her ass like Nelly did in tip drill

Then she'll fight you for it

 

[Ridge Forrester]

Emphasis on "slowly."

 

[Field Marshall Bradley]

Half of you boys couldn’t smash Lizzo looking like this if she worked at chipotle. One of my pet peeves is ugly people or people worse off than the topic person clown the person of topic. I’m saying this because a lot of the folks saying they would not smash have said how hard it is for them to get p*ssy on this very site

This post applies to 70 percent of thecoli….

 

[Ɀoᥱɣ]

you low key just told us you down bad fr poor as hell

cuz aint no way im fukking a damn Lizzo
you are out of your mind!

Fixed

and that goes for OP too