Lizzo is slowly approaching the threshold of being smashable.

[Spence]

Raw

I’d swipe a honey bun down the crack of her ass like Nelly did in tip drill

NGA!

 

[Spence]

She still ratchety af though

I knew her 20 years ago, she hasn’t changed one bit.

 

[King_Kamala61]

She still ratchety af though

I knew her 20 years ago, she hasn’t changed one bit.

I'm tryna see what those areolas like

 

[skylove4]

Half of you boys couldn’t smash Lizzo looking like this if she worked at chipotle. One of my pet peeves is ugly people or people worse off than the topic person clown the person of topic. I’m saying this because a lot of the folks saying they would not smash have said how hard it is for them to get p*ssy on this very site

 

[Concerned Citizen]

@Doctor Miami Lizzo laid down the foundation now it’s time for you to build

 

[King_Kamala61]

I will be waiting
Although my body tight and elesticated

 

[Spence]

I'm tryna see what those areolas like

Pancake titties with silver dollar areolas

 

[BigMoneyGrip]

You nikkas going to be changing ya tune in another year

I’m on it early.. I’m gut smashing her now

 

[King_Kamala61]

Pancake titties with silver dollar areolas

Is they dark tho or BLACK

 

[Buzzed Lightyear]

About 40 more lbs, and some lipo

Congratulations to her but she still 5th wheel material.

 

[Tribal Outkast]

People are really counting down Lizzo’s weight loss. Like 50 down, 100 to go type shyt That means you like big Lizzo but you’re scared to admit it. shyt is hilarious to me

 

[jilla82]

Man you niccas wear the most fitted hats the MLB ever designed. All fat bytches aren’t created the same but y’all are telling me that if LIZZO was giving you motion you wouldn’t take it?

What are you trying to prove


“You know what breh, I’m lead hand at the warehouse and I know my worth. I do an honest days work then go home to my apartment to wife and kids. It just sucks when I miss the bus sometimes because they be asleep when I get in”

you low key just told us you down bad fr

cuz aint no way im fukking a damn Lizzo
you are out of your mind!

 

[Pseudonym]

She holds her pen like a retard, this isn't a left handed thing either.

She left handed, why we always get the crazy ones

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

 

[ItsPeople]

This explains alot if this is you.

Brehs like you need training in tastes, you all like the same size, ya'll and the skinny brehs who work in the kitchen

you low key just told us you down bad fr

cuz aint no way im fukking a damn Lizzo
you are out of your mind!

Y’all not wifing lizzo? Oh ok.