Lizzo is slowly approaching the threshold of being smashable.

[jay83]

Now’s she just obese with a bad built body.

There are tons of women in Alabama who look like her letting bums drive their car around.

 

[LordDeathwatch]

 

[Fillerguy]

She’d be my eater at most and I don’t want no one to know I’m fukking. Ion care if she’s famous.
Big bytches gobble dikk like sunday supper.​

Expound, sir. What would be eating of yours?

 

[holidayinn21]

Man you niccas wear the most fitted hats the MLB ever designed. All fat bytches aren’t created the same but y’all are telling me that if LIZZO was giving you motion you wouldn’t take it?

What are you trying to prove


“You know what breh, I’m lead hand at the warehouse and I know my worth. I do an honest days work then go home to my apartment to wife and kids. It just sucks when I miss the bus sometimes because they be asleep when I get in”

I hate when ya do all this overcompensating and projecting. Tryna sound cool

If you wanna fukk her, then just say it

 

[LordDeathwatch]

@Kasgoinjail Gathering my passport to perform that live across the pond for ya ma'am.

 

[Peter Popoff]

 

[-DMP-]

I’m pretty sure this is just

This:



But in video form. I don’t see any difference.

 

[Shadow King]

She needs a boob job, badly.

Fat women with small titties are the worst!

Fat women with no ass are worse.

She need to transfer some of that extra fat to her titties.

They can't do that.

Man you niccas wear the most fitted hats the MLB ever designed. All fat bytches aren’t created the same but y’all are telling me that if LIZZO was giving you motion you wouldn’t take it?

What are you trying to prove


“You know what breh, I’m lead hand at the warehouse and I know my worth. I do an honest days work then go home to my apartment to wife and kids. It just sucks when I miss the bus sometimes because they be asleep when I get in”

Atleast half the posters on this site would jump at the chance if (an even non famous version of what) lizzo looks like now showed you some interest.

No.

Now’s she just obese with a bad built body.

There are tons of women in Alabama who look like her letting bums drive their car around.

No, no, no, let the Coli tell it the Deep South has all black women walking around with 29 inch waists on 48 inch asses, mainly due to being "unmixed"

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

Cotidamn PinkyXXX must be her workout partner

 

[Max Power]

She holds her pen like a retard, this isn't a left handed thing either.

 

[Savvir]

OP definitely from the Midwest or south

 

[King_Kamala61]

Only reason I'm not down to fukk on Lizzo is cause she got lil areolas

 

[Kasgoinjail]

@Kasgoinjail Gathering my passport to perform that live across the pond for ya ma'am.

I will be waiting
Although my body tight and elesticated

 

[TripleAgent]

nikkas are shameless

 

[King_Kamala61]

She holds her pen like a retard, this isn't a left handed thing either.

No one showed her how to hold a writing utensil...poor thing