Lies Women Tell That No One Believes

[Dusty Bake Activate]

I'm cutting off negative people in my life.

 

[Username]

"I'm not into dudes, PERIOD."

Spoiler

Went from to making faces on a regular basis for a while.

 

[folasade]

Guy about random women he's talking to: "We're just friends."

Oh really?!

 

[badtguy]

"Imma nurse"

 

[How Sway?]

"i'm mixed with..."

 

[Gold]

"I haven't had sex in [enter any time measurement]"

I had a girl tell me she hadn't had sex in 4 years and she had a 2 year old son


I'm the last person to judge but...

 

[KENNY DA COOKER]

i'll call you back its my mama on the other line ... (it's 2 am in the morning)

can i borrow 40 dollars i'll pay you back on my next pay period.... (byatch don't even get 40 hrs in a workweek)

i just love kids............... (the hoe grandma takes care of her kids)

guys with money doesn't impress me ....

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

I go to church.


I ain't like my friends.

I've never done anything that crazy.

I went on one date with him, that was it.

 

[((ReFleXioN)) EteRNaL]

"all the girls at work hate me. I don't know why. I just mind my business"

 

[DonRe]

"I read books" unless you consider 50 shades of grey literature

"i dont drink that much usually and party rarely" proceeds to throback henny shots like she a 300 pound nfl linebacker.

 

[DonRe]

"I hate arrogant and cocky men" proceeds to date me. I don't even bother hiding the shyt.

 

[GhettoTeK]

"I'm a virgin"


"It's all mine"


"My cooch don't stink"

"I don't suck dikk"

 

[SheWantTheD]

My fiance is an engineer.

 

[Sonny Bonds]

"I'm not interested in hooking up or one night stands."

 

[SheWantTheD]

"I don't understand what the big deal is!"

"You are overreacting!"

"You have nothing to worry about baby"

"I get along with guys better than girls"