Lies Women Tell That No One Believes

[TEH]

I'm a Christian

 

[SheWantTheD]

"I hate guys who are jerks and a$$holes"

 

[Ol’Otis]

Ooh baby, it's so good. I came like 3 times.

Im not hungry. Whatever you want.

 

[badtguy]

"you do you imma do me"


Week later with no rebound nikka on deck

 

[BigMan]

Yea for the most part, you need to listen for a specific compliment. "I love your lips, man your eyebrows are perfect, I love your hair" are general things I hear when I'm actually in the green.

That generic shyt, just go on and take that L.

does "you look mixed" count

 

[Aphrodite]

"Who????????"

(He can be talking about a specific chick/ex whose name I know but I'll fukk her name up intentionally)

"That Kamilla girl?" - knowing her name is Katrina.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

I'm not looking for anything right now

 

[DJSmooth]

Me: "When you coming to see me?"

Her: "I'm really busy today, I will let you know when I'm free this week"

Me: *bytch all you do everyday is watch T.V. and scroll on Snap/Insta*

 

[GoldCoastSaint]

My fiance is an engineer.

 

[Malik1time]

i dont suck dikk

 

[badtguy]

"You're the perfect height"

knowing damn well she like 6'5 nikkas

 

[KravenMorehead™]

i be trying to tell nikkas hoe-ness is like herpes

it pops up every once in a while to let you know its there

thought i was the only one, this damn rep system mane

 

[Giselle]

Size don't matter.

It's funny how most of the males on here skipped over it, probably bc they don't want it to be true, but it is

 

[Palm Tree's & Blunts]

This one of the most common lies in here. It's funny how most of the males on here skipped over it, probably bc they don't want it to be true, but it is

truth hurts

 

[badtguy]

"New year new me"

Knowing damn damn she fukking the same NIKKAS, got the same Job, acting the same way the year before.