Lies men tell that nobody should believe

[Mfalme_Perez]

" My shyt too big for Magnums."
"They have a bigger size."

"I can't fit those either.".

 

[Beedad]

I didnt know she was 14

 

[Donald Trumps Twitter]

"Baby I lost my phone"

Still use it to this day

 

[WhereIsTheLove]

"I work in construction"

 

[WhereIsTheLove]

Why ? If you tell that to 50 other girls hum.. 

I swear you are the only one.

 

[Athenna]

I swear you are the only one.

 

[DlAMONDZ]

"She's lying. I never went balls deep in her"

"I would let you see use my phone but I forgot my password"

"Don't worry I'll pull out"

"I don't care if your ass is flat/ I don't care if your t*ts are small as fukk"

 

[Londilon]

girl: "I think I hear your phone vibrating"
me: "no you dont"

 

[Nymbus]

"Oops wrong person go head and delete that"

 

[FlexPavilion]

"It aint your body, it's your personality that's most attractive to me"

"I aint tryna fukk, I just want to watch this movie and cuddle"

 

[Lucky_Lefty]

It's not you, it's me

 

[MysticMonroe]

Your the only girl I talk to

I don't like drama

I can satisfy you physically, mentally, spiritually

My ex girlfriend was a crazy hoe

 

[Free White & 21]

"...yea i fukked" (in reference to any female)

 

[peppe]

I don't watch porn

I don't look at other girls

You don't look fat in that. (don't keeping eating all that sugar shyt and complain when that dress doesn't fit anymore)

I missed you too (like bish I saw you 3 hours ago)

 

[iBrowse]

"It's okay, i like small titties."

This one still gets me .