Lies men tell that nobody should believe

[Londilon]

"my car is in the shop"

 

[Dameon Farrow]

"It's okay, i like small titties."

This lie would never cross my lips. I'll go with the age old, "If you don't have anything to say say nothing at all." I'll compliment something else about her to cover it.

 

[Dameon Farrow]

"I don't want you to get the abortion either but look at our circumstances, I promise Ima work to change things for us bae and we will plan for the next child, I know this is is a difficult decision but it's the best decision for us."

I'll admit the pandering sucks but I would rather an abortion than a child growing up abused and in squalor, which happens all too often with kids unwanted by the parents.

 

[Lady.Libra.]

This stuff is funny!

#IfHisLipsAreMovingHeIsLying

 

[Airtrack360]

"yeah, I'm listening"

 

[Randoug]

"I was hanging out with the boys"

" Don't believe what your friends say they just unhappy to see us together "

" I've never seen this girl in my life before"

"she's just a colleague at work why your tripping"

 

[Matt504]

"How you pregnant and I can't even make children because of that bike accident I had when I was 7, you must be fukking somebody else"

 

[HE_Pennypacker]

"Nah, you don't look fat in that"
"Yeah, I love visiting your family. Your mom and aunties are so nice and quiet"
"You're right, your single friends really are smart, beautiful and funny"
"No, you weren't being at all unreasonable"

 

[KinksandCoils]

I forgot to bring condoms

 

[Londilon]

"its ok we dont need a condom, I can't have children"

girl: "did a doctor tell you that?"

"naw, I just know I can't."

 

[Matt504]

"I don't get paid til the 29th but Imma see what I can do"

 

[the cac mamba]

I never sucked a dikk

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

I would've met up with yall, but I had me a fine shorty that wanted to fukk.

I ain't never been that fukked up. (Seeing someone whose drunk af)

I don't fukk fat bytches.

I never let a hoe tell me what to do. I don't love these hoes.

 

[New Username]

 

[BigMan]

"I don't want you to get the abortion either but look at our circumstances, I promise Ima work to change things for us bae and we will plan for the next child, I know this is is a difficult decision but it's the best decision for us."

"How you pregnant and I can't even make children because of that bike accident I had when I was 7, you must be fukking somebody else"

youre such a little bytch