Lies men tell that nobody should believe

[EA]

"Of course, I trust you"

"Yeah, I can see us together"

"I take you seriously"

"Why would you say that? I don't think I'm better than you"

"It's alright. I just wanted to chill anyway"

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

See that dime over there, I hit that.

 

[Brandsdale]

"nah you're the only girl I talk to"

 

[Why-Fi]

I don't speak any English at all

 

[LEEeveryday]

" I don't care"

 

[badtguy]

The realeeeeest post in this bih

"Let me just stick the tip in, I ain't really tryna do nothing I just wanna feel you"

"Imma pull out"

"Imma take care of my kids and do what I got to do to be a man"

 

[SmoothOperator]

.

 

[MikeyC]

"I work in construction"

 

[Nymbus]

"nah you're the only girl I talk to"

You've got my undivided attention
I actually feel bad about this one
And hey it was true at the time
Then she proved why I was right to keep one eye open later anyway

 

[MysticMonroe]

"You're my future wife"

"I didn't fukk her"

"Most these nikkas just immature....I'm trying to have a family and settle down"

"I won't bother you again" -- This is what you hear a few years before you get those 'hey stranger' text

"She's just cool people. It's not like that"-- This is what dudes say after they already had sex with her multiple times

"My ex was crazy"-- RED FLAG! All the aint shyt dudes say this. Dudes say this about the girls they fukked over, so you wont ask any questions and so you wont compare notes with his exes, cause dude cheated on all of them, took their money lived in their house, fukked their friend/relative. This is equal to " I don't like drama" most people who say that create drama themselves

"I was at the gym"

 

[Jack Trippa 3z company ho]

Baby I was sleep and didn't see your text till 4am and didn't wanna wake you.

Yeah baby I'd love to hang out with your fam on sat night.

Nah baby this chicken don't taste like rubber.

Nah I wasn't looking at that girl, you know I'm always surveying the scene.












These are only things I said in my 20's. seriously.

 

[BaldingSoHard]

"I miss you too" men love their time away from a woman. If you arent gone for a week plus, aint no missing

This. Goddamn this.... .

My girl comes home every single day from work and is like, "I missssseeed youuuuuu . Did you missssssss meeeee ?"

Bih you were gone for like 7 hours???

 

[Marti]

"I could've made the league but........"

Every single has been hooper says this

 

[Black_Panther_JS]

"I dont masterbate"

i actually don't

 

[Arishok]

Yeah same here. The late 20s all the way through the 50s always been on me like that. Younger girls never check for me.