Lies men tell that nobody should believe

[Yinny]

These are funny.

 

[Orange cream shake]

Ur not getting fat.

Imma cut the grass tomorrow.

 

[iBrowse]

"It's okay, i like small titties."

 

[iBrowse]

This shyt never fails to make me laugh


"She's like my play sister."

nikka what?


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YOOOO don't even ask me why this hits home slime.

 

[Neuromancer]

"You can trust me."

 

[Trapperman Dave]

I don't be sending coli chicks dikk pics

 

[Trapperman Dave]

"Just the tip", every woman know what's up

Yall like it tho

 

[New Username]

Ur not getting fat.

Imma cut the grass tomorrow.

You're not fat, you're just big in the wrong places

 

[Trapperman Dave]

I don't even have sex like that

 

[KinksandCoils]

Nikkas can't be broke?

they can but y'all still be lying about it

 

[The Fire]

"I got 6 certs"

 

[Neuromancer]

"Nah ya p*ssy ain't too loose."

 

[Lo-Co]

YOOOO don't even ask me why this hits home slime.

 

[8WON6]

"I'll never hit a broad, I'll just walk away"

 

[AlwaysLurkin]

"My car in the shop right now"
"Im my own boss"
"I only smash dimes"
"I dont trick on these bytches "