Let's talk about wwe giving this fat fukk the Brock Lesnar treatment

[DoubleJ13]

nobody cares that this average, out of shape, undersized, GENERIC looking wrestler is being portrayed as something he isn't?

He is being portrayed as a guy who shows up & fights

lmao wow what a distinct character trait.

Imagine, a wrestler that shows up and fights.

what a novel and wholly original concept.

You're the one who said he was being presented as something he isn't. Lesnar is portrayed the same way, Austin was portrayed the same way, Goldberg was portrayed the same way, even Cena is portrayed the same way. Owens has been on the main roster for like a month so he doesn't have a fully fleshed out character yet other than just being a guy who shows up to fight. The closest they have come to adding anything else is bringing in his family as the reason that he fights even in the heel way he is doing it.

 

[The Rainmaker]

Can't believe @Scott_Steiner hasn't said a word about this, given his history with fat agile guys.

 

[Theabbot]

I would love to see a KO/Bully Ray program.

 

[mrken12]

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

owens doesn't really look the part though. if you're gonna be a powerhouse wrestler... shouldn't you look like a powerhouse?

nobody cares that this average, out of shape, undersized, GENERIC looking wrestler is being portrayed as something he isn't?

could you imagine a dude like ahmed johnson having to sell for this guy!?!? is kevin owens gonna beat ahmed johnson with a fukkin powerbomb???

ridiculous.

Breaking news: Having a bodybuilder physique does not automatically equal great strength, and has absolutely nothing to do with fighting ability. If anything its a hindrance.

Ironic for a guy that still desperately wants to believe in kayfabe, that you dont understand how ACTUAL reality works.

 

[Kill Dat Noize]

Breaking news: Having a bodybuilder physique does not automatically equal great strength, and has absolutely nothing to do with fighting ability. If anything its a hindrance.

Ironic for a guy that still desperately wants to believe in kayfabe, that you dont understand how ACTUAL reality works.

simple question, in a real fight who ya got. cena or owens.

why?

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

simple question, in a real fight who ya got. cena or owens.

why?

Similar size, neither has any formal training to my knowledge Its a toss-up really, go with Steen because he moves better while Cena is an uncoordinated doofus.

Not that it has anything to do w pro wrestling.

 

[Kill Dat Noize]

Similar size, neither has any formal training to my knowledge Its a toss-up really, go with Steen because he moves better while Cena is an uncoordinated doofus.

Not that it has anything to do w pro wrestling.

You're tellin me just lookin at both guys and not knowing anything about how they're trained, you would take the guy that's smaller, flabbier, less quick, and less strong?

are u bein serious or is this ducktales?

john cena is a fukkin roided up marine lookin mufugga with a square jaw, but you wouldn't pick him???

I'm sorry I guess we really will never see eye to eye on this.

 

[PlayerNinety_Nine]

simple question, in a real fight who ya got. cena or owens.

why?

Goddamn - still with this shyt?

Even @Momentum accepted :neckbeardjesus:into his life as his saviour, this evening.

You're pretty much Hans Moleman 'Boo-urns' status right now.

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

You're tellin me just lookin at both guys and not knowing anything about how they're trained, you would take the guy that's smaller, flabbier, less quick, and less strong?

are u bein serious or is this ducktales?

john cena is a fukkin roided up marine lookin mufugga with a square jaw, but you wouldn't pick him???

I'm sorry I guess we really will never see eye to eye on this.

No we wont, until you wake up from your 3rd grader fantasies of being roided and having a square jaw meaning anything in the context of a real fight or a fake fight.

Life aint a cartoon.

 

[Kill Dat Noize]

Goddamn - still with this shyt?

Even @Momentum accepted :neckbeardjesus:into his life as his saviour, this evening.

You're pretty much Hans Moleman 'Boo-urns' status right now.

what can I say I am too much of a mark. he comes off as too much of a regular schmo for me, and it is only compounded by the fact that he laughably beat john cena in his debut match.

the big monstrous russian brute, the guy that has torn through half the roster, the guy that took cena to the absolute limit in that I quit match... can't get the job done.

but buzz mccalister can beat him. and not just beat him but toss him the fukk around too.

Let's just say he's lucky this ain't the kayfabe era.

 

[Kill Dat Noize]

No we wont, until you wake up from your 3rd grader fantasies of being roided and having a square jaw meaning anything in the context of a real fight or a fake fight.

Life aint a cartoon.

so size/strength/quickness means nothing?

could rey mysterio beat triple h with the banzai drop? or is this smaller, weaker wreslter gonna have to rely on his quickness and agility?

Obviously that is an extreme example and kevin owens is not a luchador but his matches with cena are just the 2 of them trading power moves. not one time did they actually try and sell that cena might be bigger and stronger, which makes owens a kind of an underdog.

and if they're not gonna bother to sell the size and strength of the guys inside the ring then I'm sorry that's when I lose interest.

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

so size/strength/quickness means nothing?

could rey mysterio beat triple h with the banzai drop? or is this smaller, weaker wreslter gonna have to rely on his quickness and agility?

Obviously that is an extreme example and kevin owens is not a luchador but his matches with cena are just the 2 of them trading power moves. not one time did they actually try and sell that cena might be bigger and stronger, which makes owens a kind of an underdog.

and if they're not gonna bother to sell the size and strength of the guys inside the ring then I'm sorry that's when I lose interest.

They're the same height, Steen has the weight advantage and he's still quicker and more agile

Your pointless kayfabe arguments arent even accurate.

 

[Kill Dat Noize]

They're the same height, Steen has the weight advantage and he's still quicker and more agile

Your pointless kayfabe arguments arent even accurate.

Quicker and more agile? Did you see him do the cena shoulder thrusts last nite? Nowhere NEAR as quick as Cena.

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

Quicker and more agile? Did you see him do the cena shoulder thrusts last nite? Nowhere NEAR as quick as Cena.

Steen does 450 splashes. Cena cant even pull off a legdrop without botching.