Let's talk about wwe giving this fat fukk the Brock Lesnar treatment

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I haven't been following since Wrestlemania....... but has he officially taken Bray Wyatt's spot?
 

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stop with this bullshyt... you're talking about a sport where you can KO someone with one punch. How does physique matter at all? In WWE you're talking about this guy being believable enough to lift up and throw around guys like not only Cena, but Ryback/Lesnar/ReignsShow/Kane/Rowan/Harper, etc. His finisher is dumb as fukk because the guy has to vertical leap in the air for Owens to hit the powerbomb on them, but he's not gonna be able to do that to bigger guys because they won't have that vertical leap to pull it off.

Wouldn't the actual fact of him LITERALLY lifting and throwing those guys somewhat (entirely) refute the preconceived notion that him doing so is unrealistic? Like, if something actually happens, that kind of directly implies that it is in fact realistic.


If he wasn't strong enough to toss Cena around, he wouldn't be able to toss Cena around. Yet we've observed him tossing Cena around with our own eyeballs.

What are we to make of this? :ohhh:
 

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Wouldn't the actual fact of him LITERALLY lifting and throwing those guys somewhat (entirely) refute the preconceived notion that him doing so is unrealistic? Like, if something actually happens, that kind of directly implies that it is in fact realistic.


If he wasn't strong enough to toss Cena around, he wouldn't be able to toss Cena around. Yet we've observed him tossing Cena around with our own eyeballs.

What are we to make of this? :ohhh:
besides that, How many times has a rey mysterio, Daniel bryan beat a big show, mark henry, nash. type guy and not once toss them around
 

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:what: this fat fukk walking around makes it look like anyone can just get off the couch and beat one of the most successful wrestlers of all time. Kayfabe is dead but wwe should at least maintain a modicum of realism in the show. This is the equivalent to James Bond being taken out by Pookie the local stick up man

Except he didn't just get off his couch last week, he's been wrestling tons of different styles on the Indies for 15 years.

Guy thinks it's realistic for CM Punk and Daniel Bryan to cause John Cena physical pain but not Owens :why:
 

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He looks like shyt but his physique is only part of the reason. Mick Foley had a similar body type, but Mick Foley was Cactus Jack, he was Mankind...the mask, the ring attire, the entrance music, the hardcore mystique all made up for his shytty body.

Bray Wyatt has a similar body too...but he's got the hat, the entrance, the light he walks down to the ring with, the 'fireflies', the 'cape fear' hawaiian shirt and the cult leader swag to make up for it.

KO has on a pair of basketball trunks, a generic rock theme, a loose-fitting oversized black T with a cruddy 'KO' written on it in white. He's got no presence. He looks like a pizza delivery man. He looks like a bum.

Vader, Rikishi, Mark Henry, etc might have been overweight but they didn't look like fans. He does.

Sorry.

Sounds like a bunch of excuses for your old favorites, and here's someone that has so far been sold correctly AND bought... and just to be different y'all fightin' it on some 'b-b-but he doesn't look the part"... and still, will end up complaining about WWE only pushing people who have 'the look'. :mindblown:
 

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I would sure as fukk fight Owens before either of them, especially Rollins. Dude is athletic as fukk and does all this crossfit shyt, he can probably roundhouse kick a nikka before you can know what hit you. What makes you think Owens is such a real life tough guy?
:childplease:
 

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Sounds like a bunch of excuses for your old favorites, and here's someone that has so far been sold correctly AND bought... and just to be different y'all fightin' it on some 'b-b-but he doesn't look the part"... and still, will end up complaining about WWE only pushing people who have 'the look'. :mindblown:[/QUOTE]

Ive never liked any of those guys in particular so they can't be old favorites. I know its insane to imagine that a tscer can be an objective analyst instead of a worshipper of other grown men but it happens. I respect the talent of Owens way more than I never respected Rikishi but one guy is clearly more visually appealing than the other.

You cant just call them excuses because they interfere with your fandom of Owens, sorry. Theres a reason Bray Wyatt never got as much as that kinda talk despite having a very similar body type.

But do u know who did? Husky Harris.

Character, ring attire matters.

Bam Bam needed a fire designed body suit. Dusty, in his WWF run, was put in yellow polka dots, etc...meanwhile, all Hogan needed was yellow trucks and red boots. All the Rock needed was his Brahma Bull black trunks. Look at Austin and Goldberg.

Guys with shytty bodies have succeeded in wrestling with modest attire but not in the WWE. If you're gonna wear modest attire at all, hit the gym.
 

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Believe wrestlers gimmicks are exactly how they are in real life brehs
I'm not watching his real life

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