Lets talk about the gulliest dude in SEINFELD history

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BRODY

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  • Strong arms jerry into buying him a ticket to DEATHBLOW
  • Smuggles food into the theater
  • Pulls out the STRAP on Jerry and forces him to film a bootleg
  • Blackmails jerry into filming more movies for him
  • Walks into Kramer's apt, finds a BASEBALL BAT. "Can i Borrow this?" ..."sure...need a glove? :ld:" "....No. :shaq:"
  • Goes to jerry's house and just says "ITS BRODY I'm COMINUP :sitdown:"
  • Generally looks like a scumbag
Outside of joe devola who compares?
 
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Ed MOTHERfukkING G said:
BRODY

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  • Strong arms jerry into buying him a ticket to DEATHBLOW
  • Smuggles food into the theater
  • Pulls out the STRAP on Jerry and forces him to film a bootleg
  • Blackmails jerry into filming more movies for him
  • Walks into Kramer's apt, finds a BASEBALL BAT. "Can i Borrow this?" ..."sure...need a glove? :ld:" "....No. :shaq:"
  • Goes to jerry's house and just says "ITS BRODY I'm COMINUP :sitdown:"
  • Generally looks like a scumbag
Outside of joe devola who compares?
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Was gonna 1* this thread if it wasn't about Bob, the gay Puerto Rican

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But I forgot Brody.
:ehh:

The man threatened to kill Jerry if he didn't bootleg a movie :russ:
 
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What about dude that was gonna murder Kramer at the horse track? Dude chased him through the subway and only got stopped because he ran into an undercover cop.

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I can't rank that guy up on the list...if anything that undercover cop was gullier for putting a fukkin .357 Snub nose to a perps DOME :whoa:
 
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Ed MOTHERfukkING G said:
They had kramer Shook....low key kramer got hemmed up and styled on A LOT

  • Subway robber
  • Gay duo
  • Calvin klein
  • Brody
  • The bagel shop
  • Kenny rogers roaster
  • JOE DEVOLA
Dude took a lot of Ls...almost as many as george
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Now I've got to compile a list of George's Ls, but dude used to get wedgies from his high school gym teacher
 
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List of George's Ls

  • Skipped job interview to fukk some chick he met on the train and got robbed, strapped to the bed
  • Started thinking he was gay after getting a massage from a man
  • Girl broke up with him after running over old women and children after a fire
  • Had a great woman in Susan, smart, rich could put up with his shyt that put him on a job with the Yankees. She died after licking some old envelopes George bought for the wedding invite.
  • After Susan's death, her parents, in order to prevent George from getting any of her houses, property or money, started a foundation so he didn't get a dime and put him in charge of dispersing the money to others.
  • Dated a chick that looked like a female version of his best friend.
  • Dated Marisa Tomei but she dumped and punched him after he told her she was engaged.
  • Called Marisa Tomei the day before Susan's funeral
  • Converted to Latvian Orthodox for a chick who eventually went to Latvia
  • Got fired as a real estate agent, slipped his boss a mickey for revenge, gets rehired, but then fired after the boss realized he was drugged.
  • Started feeling himself after getting a wig but Elaine throws it out the window
  • Got called an idiot by Woody Allen for causing a traffic jam
  • Got fired for fukking the cleaning lady on the desk
  • Lost unemployment benefits when the daughter of the head of unemployment broke up with him
  • Gave a box of Cubans to Kramer who burned down Susan's family cabin, revealing gay letters to Susan's father
  • Caused Susan to get fired when she kissed her in front of her boss.
  • Had promise as a hand model but burned his hands on an iron
  • Got a job as a bra salesman but lost his job immediately after flirting with his future boss
  • Steinbrenner traded him for Tyler Chicken
  • His plan to take the summer off and live off his severance package with the Yankees died after falling down some stairs and having to learn how to walk again
  • George parents start to avoid him, to get their attention he pretends to be in a relationship with his cousin who really wants to fukk
  • NBC decides to pick up his and Jerry's pilot but they get sent to jail for a year
  • Everyone at the house in the Hamptons saw his girl naked before he did
  • Jerry's girl saw his shrinkage
  • Gets his ass beat by his girl's brother for double dipping at the repass
  • Bought a car thinking it was owned by Jon Voight the actor, that was actually owned by John Voight the dentist
  • Forced to buy a book he took in the bathroom
  • Hospital refused to pay for repairs to car after guy jumped from a building and landed on car
  • Had back problems due to all the shyt he kept in a wallet
  • Got into a fight with a bubble boy
  • Had to make a black friend just to prove he wasn't racist
  • Had a big thing planned to go off on some chick that spilled chocolate milk on his sweater, only to get cake spilled on again and had to carry her shyt to her car
  • Corbin Bensen and George Wendt made fun of him on the Tonight Show for making dumb pitches
  • Got shytted on on live tv for eating ice cream sloppy as hell
  • Got caught by his girl's mother eating food out the trash
  • His mom caught him beating off on her couch, putting her in the hospital

More to come....
 
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jwinfield said:
List of George's Ls

  • Skipped job interview to fukk some chick he met on the train and got robbed, strapped to the bed
  • Started thinking he was gay after getting a massage from a man
  • Girl broke up with him after running over old women and children after a fire
  • Had a great woman in Susan, smart, rich could put up with his shyt that put him on a job with the Yankees. She died after licking some old envelopes George bought for the wedding invite.
  • After Susan's death, her parents, in order to prevent George from getting any of her houses, property or money, started a foundation so he didn't get a dime and put him in charge of dispersing the money to others.
  • Dated a chick that looked like a female version of his best friend.
  • Dated Marisa Tomei but she dumped and punched him after he told her she was engaged.
  • Converted to Latvian Orthodox for a chick who eventually went to Latvia
  • Got fired as a real estate agent, slipped his boss a mickey for revenge, gets rehired, but then fired after the boss realized he was drugged.
  • Started feeling himself after getting a wig but Elaine throws it out the window
  • Got called an idiot by Woody Allen for causing a traffic jam
  • Got fired for fukking the cleaning lady on the desk
  • Lost unemployment benefits when the daughter of the head of unemployment broke up with him
  • Gave a box of Cubans to Kramer who burned down Susan's family cabin, revealing gay letters to Susan's father
  • Caused Susan to get fired when she kissed her in front of her boss.
  • Had promise as a hand model but burned his hands on an iron
  • Got a job as a bra salesman but lost his job immediately after flirting with his future boss

More to come....
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George is the Ultimate idiot/a$$hole.

only Larry David surpasses him and that is because George was based on Larry.
 
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