In his heyday, Jerry Lawler on commentary made me laugh. It's a pity that he's a creep and a racist because that ruined all of these good one liners.
**About Taz**
"Well, he looked a lot bigger on the Lucky Charms box."
"Helen Hart is the only person I know with an autographed copy of the Bible."
**After one of Vince's "1..2-he got him-he got him-NOPE." spiels**
"Do you think McMahon wakes up in the middle of the night screaming that, JR?"
"Do you know what they call a good-looking gal in Philadelphia? A tourist."
"Andy Kaufman's mom wanted a girl, his dad wanted a boy, and they both ended up satisfied."
**About the ECW arena**
""This bingo hall should be built out of toilet paper because there's nothing in it but shyt!"
"I have a note from WWF President Jack Tunney. I can tell it's from him because it's written in crayon."