you know, the story of satan tempting jesus is kind of ridiculous when you think about it.
how can satan tempt jesus?
it's like being the son of a king, and having the kingdom promised to you by the servant who was banished from your father's castle years back. like really? im sure jesus gave satan that
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kinda demeanor. on some, the nerve of this idiot.
Quote from the Bible:
54 Jesus replied, If I glorify myself, my glory means nothing. My Father, whom you claim as your God, is the one who glorifies me. 55 Though you do not know him, I know him. If I said I did not, I would be a liar like you, but I do know him and obey his word. 56
Your father Abraham rejoiced at the thought of seeing my day; he saw it and was glad.
57 You are not yet fifty years old, they said to him, and you have seen Abraham!
58 Very truly I tell you, Jesus answered,
before Abraham was born, I am! 59 At this, they picked up stones to stone him, but Jesus hid himself, slipping away from the temple grounds.