you know, the story of satan tempting jesus is kind of ridiculous when you think about it.
how can satan tempt jesus?
it's like being the son of a king, and having the kingdom promised to you by the servant who was banished from your father's castle years back. like really? im sure jesus gave satan that

kinda demeanor. on some, the nerve of this idiot.
Quote from the Bible:
54 Jesus replied, If I glorify myself, my glory means nothing. My Father, whom you claim as your God, is the one who glorifies me. 55 Though you do not know him, I know him. If I said I did not, I would be a liar like you, but I do know him and obey his word. 56
Your father Abraham rejoiced at the thought of seeing my day; he saw it and was glad.
57 You are not yet fifty years old, they said to him, and you have seen Abraham!
58 Very truly I tell you, Jesus answered,
before Abraham was born, I am! 59 At this, they picked up stones to stone him, but Jesus hid himself, slipping away from the temple grounds.