Let's Be Honest, Teyonah Parris has zero azz

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Depends on what you are used to.

If you are used to smashing big booty chicks, she's flat.

If you're used to smashing chicks that aren't well endowed, she has a little something.

She's cute but it would be smash and dash for me. Nothing about her makes me want to be in a long term relationship with her.
 

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:rudy:This goofy shyt. Some folks act like you have to have an ass to be attractive.

Shes slim, high quality face, well spoken, and tailor-made for being a perfect armpiece. But she gotta have an ass, and probably cellulite, in order to be chose:rudy:

Not a goddamn thing wrong with her. Ass is overrated. Long as a lady doesn't have diminished glute syndrome, it really isn't an issue.
 

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Now i'm not objectifying Black women but she got nothing back there.

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She arching her back, in high heels and still all i see is an anterior tilted pelvis.

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This dress is to hide her lack of azz

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"That's right guys, i have no azz"


:patrice:
looks at first pic....


clearly sees ass



wonders if silicon has seeped from these IG hoes asses, into your brain
 

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So? Y'all be lusting after white bytches with less ass than that and wifing up japanese girls with negative hip measurements. But a black woman with no ass is less than? Neg pending

:russ:


That's the thing...she's an attractive woman with a shapely butt. Flat stomach, nice skin, nice hair, and seems like a kind person.
 

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looks at first pic....


clearly sees ass



wonders if silicon has seeped from these IG hoes asses, into your brain
Breh, it seems to be a concensus that if it ain't 40 inches +, you have no ass. Not all black women are dragging a big wagon. One minute brehs like "Black women have the best asses", the next
they downing a black woman who doesn't have a big ass:rudy:
 

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Breh, it seems to be a concensus that if it ain't 40 inches +, you have no ass. Not all black women are dragging a big wagon. One minute brehs like "Black women have the best asses", the next
they downing a black woman who doesn't have a big ass:rudy:
reminds of that chris rock bit

how you some dudes are addicted to the strip club

"i take em to a real club, they try to buy a girl one drink.... get turned down.... and its 'MAN fukk THIS LETS GO TO THE STRIP CLUB" :damn:

like they can't even interact with real women anymore.... these nikkas can't even appreciate a real ass



"maaaan is that what a real ass is looking like?? man fukk this... TAKE ME TO IG" :damn:
 
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