Less trustworthy: a Septum piercing, no facial hair, ear gauges, or a Nissan Altima

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

OP is forgetting another important untrustworthy trait option:
The feminist dyed-haired undercut

You can just feel the YYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

going back to this...i'll be honest I trust this less than almost anything on the poll. I'm going to give them an interview for the house sitting job, recording the whole thing, documenting it, and making sure a lawyer is engaged in the best way to dismiss them as a candidate. fukk that.

Expanded rankings from least to must trustworthy

Septum Piercing
Rainbow side buzz cut
Gauges
Black Airforces
Facial Tat
No Eyebrows
Altima
no facial hair

 

[jilla82]

Altima means they got bad credit, several baby mammas/daddies, smoke too much weed and cant keep a job

if its a female she knows at least 3 brehs that will break in your house and rob you

Brehs running around Chicago robbing folks in a Nissan right now

(video on site)

Video: Armed robbery crew claims 3 victims in 25 seconds at Logan Square auto shop

Start to finish, armed men needed just 25 seconds to rob three men at a Chicago auto repair shop on Saturday, video shows.

cwbchicago.com

 

[BmoreGorilla]

Definitely the Altima. The fukkery mobile. Involved in everything from hit and runs to drive bys. And if there’s a stalled car right smack in the middle of traffic fukking it up for everybody 9 times outta 10 it’s a Altima


And don’t let it have Virginia tags

 

[pawdalaw]

I don't trust any breh taking sabbatical in Greece.
@Ed MOTHEREFFING G add this shyt to the poll.

 

[jay83]

I’m in military and a part of me dies every time I shave my facial hair off.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

I don't trust any breh taking sabbatical in Greece.
@Ed MOTHEREFFING G add this shyt to the poll.

you the smartest one yet

a month too? Greece of all places?

 

[jay83]

septum ring, no eyebrows but the sharpie eye brow look, blond weaves, and she posts heavy on twitter while commenting on every relationship post.

Also If a dude listens to too much Eminem, and uses the n word with non black people a lot.

 

[General Mills]

Altima.

 

[Savvir]

Septum rings get a bad rap

who is the most stable minded, successful person you know with a septum ring?

describe them

 

[Positive Poster]

Septum, guages and no facial hair would likely be having battyman parties in your space while you’re away

Altima would steal all your shyt and disappear

If forced to choose house sitter from these, I’m going with Altima

 

[jay83]

who is the most stable minded, successful person you know with a septum ring?

describe them

I’ve never seen a successful guy married to a septum ring chick. Honestly I don’t think I’ve ever seen a septum ring chick in a long term relationship ever. Lol

 

[JuvenileHell]

someone driving an altima is a literal crash dummy. Altima it is

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

I just want to give an advertisement for the Nissan Struggla drivers; sometimes its just someone doing the best they can

I had an 07 Altima fresh out of college when they first went to that body style, sun roof, push button, etc...its the best I could do and shyt was reliable...I tossed that shyt into a Z as soon as I could, but some Nissan drivers aren't ALL THE WAY grimey, just trying to level up.

The other shyt is DEFINITELY a CHOICE

 

[homiedontplaydat]

The septum ring is the right answer 95% of the time.

The Nissan Altima is next

 

[KFBF]

I think I'll just cancel my trip.