Less trustworthy: a Septum piercing, no facial hair, ear gauges, or a Nissan Altima

[Gloxina]

Gauges are like Step 2 to a septum's step 1.

Now, for the Altima, is it the 2.5 or the 3.5?

Is that the ear thing? Because whatever that is— that’s #1 for me.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Is that the ear thing? Because whatever that is— that’s #1 for me.

yup

 

[Amo Husserl]

No facial hair = "free thinker" who is quick to say that Black people aren't a monolith

Most of them folks still go to Starbucks.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Most of them folks still go to Starbucks.

and they get 'flat whites' served to them by septums and gauges who drive to work in altimas

 

[xxxBDSMxxx]

• Septum ring = reads Blavity & hosts Twitter spaces about the patriarchy
• Ear guages = the Black friend
• No facial hair = "free thinker" who is quick to say that Black people aren't a monolith
• Nissan Altima = has 3 baby daddies, but only one baby

 

[Redwood]

That septum piercing trend is trash

Thought it would've died off by now.

 

[Amo Husserl]

and they get 'flat whites' served to them by septums and gauges who drive to work in altimas

Wearin' Crocs...

 

[Squirrel from Meteor Man]

I’m a traditionalist. Can’t trust a black man with no facial hair.

 

[High Art]

and they get 'flat whites' served to them by septums and gauges who drive to work in altimas

And were english and history majors at OSU.

That septum piercing trend is trash

Thought it would've died off by now.

I keep thinking how arduous and icky it must be to have or blow a runny nose with those things in.

 

[OSUBaneBrowns]

Forget the above options, this is the least trustworthy person in today's society. You can ask the NCAA about his shenanigans .

 

[NZA]

it's all fun and games but women who drive those nissans can be actual dangerous criminals

 

[Redwood]

I keep thinking how arduous and icky it must be to have or blow a runny nose with those things in.

I don't even want to know breh

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

This is the most least trustworthy person in today's society. You can ask the NCAA about his shenanigans .

NEVER trust a buckeye

 

[Rollie Forbes]

@NZA Thanks, Breh!

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

You forgot one