This is a trick question.
Most gauges people are septum people already. Like 98% Overlap.
Non-facial hair is a misnomer; everyone has some facial hair. Even Brougham in the OP has a
strong 5 o’clock shadow. Besides, they can grow that back in a day or so.
And Clean Face is standard for business.
However, the 2004-Present Nissan Altima is the Roller Skate of Satan himself.
It is the car he rents at Avis when Enterprise doesn’t hold the reservation on his Hyundai Elantra.
If one is idling for more than 10 minutes, the exhaust turns into a toxic haze that makes
people commit adultery. Anything that was transported in it should be quarantined, sanitized, and
will remain ceremonially unclean until evening like the Book of Leviticus says.
…and that’s for a “regular” Altima, this one pictured in the OP has clearly been neglected!
There is no telling what type of iniquity it has been involved with. It may be a sentient being at
this point, or a portal to the Netherworld. Just bad stuff, no go-sies.