There are not enough jobs like that. The US needs a diverse economy where people of all different skills and strengths can prosper. Not just the rigid hard sciences where only a few people are gifted.
Dog just go on craigslist, there are a shortage of skilled workers in trades, craftsmen, mechanics, welders, all types of things
Same for 2-year nursing degrees and the like
Go to a vocational school, go to night classes, hustle and do what you have to do to find a decently paying trade
At the very least get out of mcdonalds, get back to the grind, pound pavement, find a job, don't have kids unless you can afford to, get grades in school. just do whatever it takes