*on phone wit her,not really paying attention,cuz im on my itouch reading threads*
Me:*laughs under my breath*
Her:blah blah blah blah
Me:*laughs under my breath again*
Her:"what the fukk is soo funny?"

Me:"nothin"
Her:"then why you laughing? I aint tellin no jokes "
Me:"im reading sum shyt on a forum"
Her:"oh are you now? Wats the site called?
Me:

"umm the-coli.com"
Her:"the coli.com? Wat kind of a name is that for a site?sounds fake"

Her:"cocaine biceps you cheating on me? you messin wit one of those young ass girls again?

Me:

"bytch please,i aint messing wit no one,u better cut that noise"
Her:"why you gotta lie?,you been acting strange since the beggining of this month,i kno u fukkin around!
Me:"nah i swear,i just been on this new forum i joined,go look it up,the-coli.com

Her:"the coli.com? If that site really excist thats the most retarded ass name for a site"
Me"

"man shut the fukk already,let me be,this why i didnt spend my day off wit you today,always accusing me of shyt"
Her:"oh so you rather be on some site looking at dumb shyt then to see me when i havnt seen u in a week?

""i guess u suckin your own dikk cuz i aint commin through tonite"CLICK
Me:

*goes on pornhub.com and beats*
*goes back to posting on the-coli*
