He wasn't in that game
Lance Storm gives the WOAT eulogies
- Thread starter Finn Baller
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Like someone else said, this is how you book a heel. This is why you let guys just be themselves, because even a guy with no personality can do their character better than anything the WWE could come up with
Lance storm on 9/11
I remember that morning very well. It was a clear Tuesday in Alberta Canada I was watching Good Morning Canada while eating my breakfast, plain whole wheat toast with two hard-boiled eggs and coffee black. The news proceeded to report on the happenings in New York. The news made me sadder than I thought it would, I did not know any of the victims, why was feeling these unusual feelings. It then dawned on me that good morning Canada would not go back to their feature story on the best way to weather proof a deck for the winter. I proceeded to shut the television off and sit in silence while I ate my plain whole wheat toast, hard-boiled eggs, and coffee black. RIP to there victims
I remember that morning very well. It was a clear Tuesday in Alberta Canada I was watching Good Morning Canada while eating my breakfast, plain whole wheat toast with two hard-boiled eggs and coffee black. The news proceeded to report on the happenings in New York. The news made me sadder than I thought it would, I did not know any of the victims, why was feeling these unusual feelings. It then dawned on me that good morning Canada would not go back to their feature story on the best way to weather proof a deck for the winter. I proceeded to shut the television off and sit in silence while I ate my plain whole wheat toast, hard-boiled eggs, and coffee black. RIP to there victims
Is that real?
DosCadenaz
Superstar
I never went to Toys R Us. I am not sure I understand why they chose to be represented by a giraffe. I guess toys could inspire creativity in the youth. I would sit outside or study my moves when I was young. #RIPToysRUs
John Reena
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This thread got me in TEARS
John Reena
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Brehs, this thread is why I say pro wrestlers are THE best tweeters.
How bout the first one? WCW VS NWO World Tour or some shyt like that. Hella polygons in the gfx
Toe Jay Simpson
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He’s actually one of my favorites in the ring but yeah, without wrestling mans would definitely be working a toll booth somewhere in the middle of nowhete
DosCadenaz
Superstar
Macho Man Randy Savage was Randy Savage as I knew him.
#RIPRandySavage
- LS
#RIPRandySavage
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InstantKlassik
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CTE
Bart simpson
Served w/ no chill
If this is eulogies he gives if he knows you...I would love/cringe to read if he was guest speaker anywhere
Finn Baller
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Mike Francesa giving Tim Wakefield the Red Sox pitcher a Lance Storm style eulogy on air 
apparently that's not new
apparently that's not new
HipHopStan
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That would most definitely be Lance's dream job if he wasn't a pro wrestler. He would make that work too.
Mike Francesa giving Tim Wakefield the Red Sox pitcher a Lance Storm style eulogy on air
apparently that's not new
Off topic, but it's cool seeing BigActionBill get a shout out in that tweet. I just recently discovered his YT page, and he does some good retrospectives on Godzilla movies, if anyone is interested.