Lance Storm gives the WOAT eulogies

[Berniewood Hogan]

"Lance Storm" does sound like a generic CAW name.

Is Lance Storm God's CAW character?

 

[Da King]

lets all remember when Lance Storm had heat with libraries

got damn this crakkka is an idiot

 

[MushroomX]

My take on Lance Storm, on Golfers:

You know what your playing isn't a true sport. What it basically is, is a chance to play with friends, that really aren't your friends at all. In the end you're still going to die, better get used to it and live life to the fullest before you have a cerebral hemorrhage at 10:15pm. Seems like a waste of money and environment to me.

 

[Bob Loblaw]

Reminds me of uncle juniors image of tony soprano

"He never had the makings of a varsity athlete"

 

[Finn Baller]

 

[bear27]

He gives an awful one for balls,cos balls was odd or too friendly or some shyt but says he loves a murderer

Something not right with him.

You don't need to be friends with everyone you work with,don't eulogise them then.

Also don't do a eulogy for a dude you thought was funny,but didn't know the man,knew him as one of 'the boys' but also probably a murderer.

 

[TransJenner]

He has asparagus syndrome or something but he could still wrestle so I guess he's alright

 

[Earnings]

Breh always seemed hella robotic... Even in the old school WCW Revenge game... No personality. Thought it was his gimmick but naw somn ain't right

 

[Mikael Blowpiff]

RIP Curt Hennig. We were cordial in WCW, if not exactly the best of friends. According to Bill Demott, his activator would occasionally drip in the ring which once caused Rick Rude to trip during a taping of Saturday Night. Of course as it was a pretaped show, footage of this incident does not exist.

Anyway even though I think God is a bunch of malarkey I hope that the wings you get in Heaven are as perfect and white as the lines that felled you.

Lance Storm

 

[Finn Baller]

RIP Curt Hennig. We were cordial in WCW, if not exactly the best of friends. According to Bill Demott, his activator would occasionally drip in the ring which once caused Rick Rude to trip during a taping of Saturday Night. Of course as it was a pretaped show, footage of this incident does not exist.

Anyway even though I think God is a bunch of malarkey I hope that the wings you get in Heaven are as perfect and white as the lines that felled you.

Lance Storm

Lance would say some shyt like "I've always felt his gimmick disrespected the business as no man is perfect and to assert as much is frankly insulting to the intelligence of the crowd."

 

[HipHopStan]

 

[Crimson_Dynamo]

Obvious aspergers is obvious.

 

[Riley Escobar]

 

[TheGreatShowtime]

These tweets got me dying

 

[WMG the 2nd]

He got to be on the spectrum
Him meltz and @R=G all talk the same