Ladies:What does your vagina entitle you to?

Malcolmxxx_23

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Free drinks at the club?
Leniency on parking tickets?
fukk for high paying job :obama:
dinner and movie


damn yall winning
 

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Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit... not a damn thing!

We get to bleed for seven days... suffer from the emotional, painful, and uncomfortable symptoms of pms.

And the pain of childbirth.

According to men we have to do the following to be worthy of anything:

Wax, tweeze, shave, and thread the hair off of most of our body.
Dye, cut, style and pay a ton of money to maintain our lovely hairstyles.
Manicure and paint our nails. Feet and hands.
Find the fine line between wearing sexy clothes that don't make you look like a slut. Also, must accessorize and have a nice 'shoe game'.
Be great in bed, but not a hoe.... But to be good at anything you need experience, soooo...???
Have to have a big ass and thighs, nice boobs, skinny every place else.
We can't be too young or we are jail bait, but can't be over 30 or we're too old.
Must be educated.
Have a great career.
Be good mothers and never have any stretch marks!
Not go out too often.
Limit our friends to the female gender only.
Cook well. Almost daily.
Clean well. Daily.
Smell good at all times.
Be interesting.
Have hobbies.
Stay in the gym.
And never have an attitude.

But y'all wanna throw shots about us being entitled to free shyt?!! GTFOH!

just wash yourself, put on some tight clothes and high heels and dikk will come.

don't overcomplicate it. :ld:
 

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Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit... not a damn thing!

We get to bleed for seven days... suffer from the emotional, painful, and uncomfortable symptoms of pms.

And the pain of childbirth.

According to men we have to do the following to be worthy of anything:

Wax, tweeze, shave, and thread the hair off of most of our body.
Dye, cut, style and pay a ton of money to maintain our lovely hairstyles.
Manicure and paint our nails. Feet and hands.
Find the fine line between wearing sexy clothes that don't make you look like a slut. Also, must accessorize and have a nice 'shoe game'.
Be great in bed, but not a hoe.... But to be good at anything you need experience, soooo...???
Have to have a big ass and thighs, nice boobs, skinny every place else.
We can't be too young or we are jail bait, but can't be over 30 or we're too old.
Must be educated.
Have a great career.
Be good mothers and never have any stretch marks!
Not go out too often.
Limit our friends to the female gender only.
Cook well. Almost daily.
Clean well. Daily.
Smell good at all times.
Be interesting.
Have hobbies.
Stay in the gym.
And never have an attitude.

But y'all wanna throw shots about us being entitled to free shyt?!! GTFOH!
half of that shyt women either love to do or actually are the ones who put pressure on each other.

for example, all the maintaining women do is to stunt on other women and most women say they LOOOOOOVE doing it. same thing with the shoes and accessories, as if men care that much about that shyt. as long as you don't look like a bum bytch and look well kept it's all good. all that extra shyt y'all do is done to 1up eachother.

as far as the whole being good in bed thing, you're mistaking. yes we want you to be good in bed, yes you need experience. but why do you equal experience with being a hoe/fukking multiple guys? a girl who only has one body on her and fukked him 365 times in a year will probably be better in bed than a girl who has 10 bodies on her but fukked them twice each. the first girl has more experience PLUS she'll probably be more open-minded in bed because she feels comfortable with that one guy to the point that she feels safe in exploring her sexuality in depth with him. so in the end, who will be the better one in bed?

as far as wanting to have male friends, they want to fukk you straight up. the woman can either know this and still keep them around for ego strokes/options (attention whore), or she genuinely doesn't believe he would have such motives and is naive (aka a dumb girl). either way, why would you want to be with a girl that is either an attention whore or a dumb-dumb?

the rest of what you said i agree to a certain extent. people in general are unreasonable. you have to compromise somehow. i think the other attributes you named are more like "pluses". they shouldn't be requirements but it's what will distinguish you from other women. and most of them either apply to men as well or have a male equivalent.

yeah, overall i'd rather be a man than a woman (childbirth, pms, pressure of fitting in a certain mold), but a lot of that shyt y'all bring on yourselves, let's keep it real.
 

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Well as long as these simps is running around chicks are entitled to everything.

But just play ya part fellas, stay on top of ya game. And by the time these slaws hit 26 they are gonna be obsolete. Thats where you shine the most, also dont forget you have full access to the 21-23 crowd as well :shaq:


As a Man you jus gotta put up with the bullshyt these slaws play when their young then :win: later on in life.


shyt I even kno some 20 year olds who are :sadbron: cause they fell the fukk off from 18
 

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Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit... not a damn thing!

We get to bleed for seven days... suffer from the emotional, painful, and uncomfortable symptoms of pms.

And the pain of childbirth.

According to men we have to do the following to be worthy of anything:

Wax, tweeze, shave, and thread the hair off of most of our body.
Dye, cut, style and pay a ton of money to maintain our lovely hairstyles.
Manicure and paint our nails. Feet and hands.
Find the fine line between wearing sexy clothes that don't make you look like a slut. Also, must accessorize and have a nice 'shoe game'.
Be great in bed, but not a hoe.... But to be good at anything you need experience, soooo...???
Have to have a big ass and thighs, nice boobs, skinny every place else.
We can't be too young or we are jail bait, but can't be over 30 or we're too old.
Must be educated.
Have a great career.
Be good mothers and never have any stretch marks!
Not go out too often.
Limit our friends to the female gender only.
Cook well. Almost daily.
Clean well. Daily.
Smell good at all times.
Be interesting.
Have hobbies.
Stay in the gym.
And never have an attitude.

But y'all wanna throw shots about us being entitled to free shyt?!! GTFOH!

As men we don't give a shyt about half of that list :laugh:
 

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Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit... not a damn thing!

We get to bleed for seven days... suffer from the emotional, painful, and uncomfortable symptoms of pms.

And the pain of childbirth.

According to men we have to do the following to be worthy of anything:

Wax, tweeze, shave, and thread the hair off of most of our body.
Dye, cut, style and pay a ton of money to maintain our lovely hairstyles.
Manicure and paint our nails. Feet and hands.
Find the fine line between wearing sexy clothes that don't make you look like a slut. Also, must accessorize and have a nice 'shoe game'.
Be great in bed, but not a hoe.... But to be good at anything you need experience, soooo...???
Have to have a big ass and thighs, nice boobs, skinny every place else.
We can't be too young or we are jail bait, but can't be over 30 or we're too old.
Must be educated.
Have a great career.
Be good mothers and never have any stretch marks!
Not go out too often.
Limit our friends to the female gender only.
Cook well. Almost daily.
Clean well. Daily.
Smell good at all times.
Be interesting.
Have hobbies.
Stay in the gym.
And never have an attitude.

But y'all wanna throw shots about us being entitled to free shyt?!! GTFOH!

Realest shyt she ever wrote. Lets not front fellas, while each of us might knock one or two things off this list, its pretty much on point. Thats my word, I would NEVER want to be a woman. They got to deal with too much crap. Some play the game right and make out like bandits, but the majority dont. And if you aint born cute, or have the ability to make yourself cute:beli:
 

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I know plenty of men with this same mentality. They married young women. Got them prego and got them a house. Thought everything was all good. By the time the wives hit their late 20s, the women filed for divorce. I wonder why that is... Bunch of sad divorced dudes in their mid to late 30s running around in the clubs these days... :scusthov:


If a chick divorce her husband in such a short period of time, they had no buisness getting married in the first place. Dudes aint out here trying to marry the first young thang they see missy. Sex tho.... :ehh:
 
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