KOTAKU: ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE NEW XBOX!!!

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The new XBOX just sounds worse every time something comes out about it. I'll take everything with a grain of salt though until MS starts pushing it.

500GB hard drives ain't gonna be enough though if you have to install every game. Unless you never buy an arcade game, DLC, & movies/videos/other random shyt from Live. System will be out 6 months before you need more space, which I'm sure MS will rape you on.
 

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this actually seems pretty horrible. Especially the mandatory camera and mic connectivity. Whoever is running the XBOX dept needs his or her ass kicked! How could they ruin such a perfect console that is the 360!

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The new XBOX just sounds worse every time something comes out about it. I'll take everything with a grain of salt though until MS starts pushing it.

500GB hard drives ain't gonna be enough though if you have to install every game. Unless you never buy an arcade game, DLC, & movies/videos/other random shyt from Live. System will be out 6 months before you need more space, which I'm sure MS will rape you on.

If them nikkaz go with another proprietary hard drive.... :snoop:
 

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With the way they launched windows 8 when you think about it they already want a closed marketplace for everything ms related so this rumor isn't to far fetched.
 

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The next-generation Xbox—the one that will follow the still-popular Xbox 360—will run multiple games at once, require game installations, and will only work when a much-improved version of the popular but divisive Kinect sensor array is plugged in, according to a source who says he has access to development hardware.

Mandatory Kinect. What a Snitchbox. :snoop:
 

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That's it.

Xbox Brand is officially :

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I rolled with the OG Xbox (One of the BEST consoles ever) last gen and Xbox 360 this gen....but even before the reveals, I feel like I've heard enough...I'm jumping to Sony....:manny:

MSFT just can't seem to get right.

* Underpowered system, with PC specs from 2 years ago, just so they can keep the fukking thing cheap enough to bundle fukking gimmicky kinect with.

* Very little first party development. Have actually DIVESTED in their studio's and the ones they have left outside of 343 seem confined to making fukking avatar clothes.

* Focusing on "family" and "casual" and their entire goal with this console.

* 60 dollar XBLA (They actually had the nerve to RAISE the price on this a few years ago....pricing it at all is one thing, but the fukking audacity of this company to RAISE that shyt while offering NOTHING new....despicable). As long as Sony offers online play, netflix, and amazon prime video for free, that's all I care about.

What a fukking letdown. Oh well. Only games I'll be missing are Gears and Halo. Gears fell off. Bungie doesn't make Halo anymore. Microsoft can kiss my ass with that timed-exclusive shyt, and I give a fukk about a DLC exclusive either.
 

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the Kinect can upload what u wearing everyday into the game and recreate u in the game if you want to daily, I thin of a open world game and its really you running around wit the exact close u have on

so its gonna be a bunch of fat boys running around in the virtual world?

With the always connected/mandatory installation/no used games shyt, this system is sounding like its basically an underpowered PC with a designated control system. Its taking away everything that makes a console a console. but i guess it was gonna happen sooner or later.
 

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New Xbox: *wakes up to see Rekkapryde on Hotel bed*
"You ready for work Rekkapryde? Good Good"

*Camera zooms in as Male Escort Rekka goes down on a some dude* :scusthov:

Oh, you mean the same thing you did this gen :stopitslime:

I quoted this just to show how lame posters repeat shyt nikkaz said 5yrs ago
Did this nikka really just think he made a funny post :mindblown:
I think we had a talk about originality before, please use a little of yourself here
Robots can come up with the algorithm of your lame ass post :hula: fukk outta here mang...

Thank you. Why would somebody be mad at that?
And as for the Kinect watching you? GTFOH, if you got a problem with it, you can shut it off. You can put a hat over it. Do what you feel you gotta do to stay "safe"
Unless you Jerry Sandusky Stylin, then the worst thing Kinect could catch is you butt ass naked. And some homosexual eye in the cyber sky could be watching you :datazz:
But then, put a hat on that camera and... walk around naked?
I'm assuming thats what you guys are worried about? Cuz I can't see Bill Gates wanting to watch you look at TV? Just a guess :manny:

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Thats your fault for being an idiot

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and it made you feel :ohlawd: even though dude sweated, nutted, and farted on the bed for years. For $150..LOL
 

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This shyt is sounding more and more PC like as time goes by. At this rate, I'll probably put together a gaming PC for multiplatform titles, and just get a PS4 for my console fix if this turns out to be true.

Yep, Microsoft is a software company at heart. I think they would prefer to subtly move the game industry to the PC. It's a shame that some games are still console exclusive or released on consoles a month in advance.
 
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