Kobe says he tries to pass Dwight the ball but he's not looking

[ThaBronxBully]

I Bet Those Texts Convos Are Awesome


Kobe: Hey Dwight, I Was Thinking We Should Go Over A Few Of The New Offensive Schemes Mikes Been Working On Cuz Its Been 3 Games Now And We're Still Not Executing It Right

Dwight: True, That Sounds Cool But Yo Check This Idea I Got lol

Kobe: What's Up?

Dwight: We're In Indiana Tuesday, They Have Biggest Go Kart Race Track I Ever Seen!! It's Awesome Man, Im Thinking We Get T Shirts Made Up That Say "TEAM DWIGHT" & "TEAM KOBE" Then We Get The Guys And Choose Teams, The Losing Team Has To TwitPic A Photo Of Them On The 2nd Place Podium

Kobe: Goodnight Dwight.....

Dwight: Well Let Me Know Cuz Id Have To Order The T Shirts Today To Get Em By Tuesday

Dwight: Kob

Dwight: Yoooooooo

 

[OG Talk]

So Kobe has mastered the art of the jump pass? Guys are supposed to be looking for him to pass when he's using his shooting form, not trying to get in position for a rebound?

What the fukk...is he Tim Tebow now?

The first thing they teach you in basketball practice at age 9 is "never leave your feet to pass"


Kobe's basketball I.Q. is on trial right now....



The Lakers need to gt rid of Pringles and replace him with this chick.



Don’t Leave Your Feet To Pass The Basketball « Welcome To Keys To The Gym

 

[Higher Tech]

This nikka Kobe waking Dwight up at 3AM sending him reading materials and then quizzing him on it at practice.

That's why Dwight always look flat out there! The nikka is sleepy!

 

[RedBull]

He's not looking because Kobe is a damn chuck, Dwight is looking for rebounds. Is Kobe slow or something?

Kobe is mentally bugged. He and Howard definitely dont mix. Why does Kobe keep talking to the media? Its because he's embarrassed and his legacy is taking a huge hit so he wants to pass blame......subtley. Now with Howard, he has NO offensive game and he doesnt like Kobe or Nash.

 

[mbewane]

Kobe just needs to concentrate on "Kobe assists"

 

[NYC Rebel]

The first thing they teach you in basketball practice at age 9 is "never leave your feet to pass"


Kobe's basketball I.Q. is on trial right now....



The Lakers need to gt rid of Pringles and replace him with this chick.



Don’t Leave Your Feet To Pass The Basketball « Welcome To Keys To The Gym

I'm dying man.

I still can't believe he used that as a cop out.

 

[Dark Knyght]

Kobe passing out of a jump shot. That shyt ain't never happen

 

[Eastside Get The Money]

So because Dwight doesn't expect a pass from a known ballhog it's his fault

 

[Rev]

I really wish this were real

 

[Danie84]

Kobe trying to pass the ball...the joke lies within itself

 

[iNad925]

Kobe says he tries to pass *blah blah blah*

:hmmbama:





:cmonman: i paid EXTRA attention to that whole game last night, esp. after the "i need more help on offense" comment

 

[Sonny Corinthos]

I Bet Those Texts Convos Are Awesome


Kobe: Hey Dwight, I Was Thinking We Should Go Over A Few Of The New Offensive Schemes Mikes Been Working On Cuz Its Been 3 Games Now And We're Still Not Executing It Right

Dwight: True, That Sounds Cool But Yo Check This Idea I Got lol

Kobe: What's Up?

Dwight: We're In Indiana Tuesday, They Have Biggest Go Kart Race Track I Ever Seen!! It's Awesome Man, Im Thinking We Get T Shirts Made Up That Say "TEAM DWIGHT" & "TEAM KOBE" Then We Get The Guys And Choose Teams, The Losing Team Has To TwitPic A Photo Of Them On The 2nd Place Podium

Kobe: Goodnight Dwight.....

Dwight: Well Let Me Know Cuz Id Have To Order The T Shirts Today To Get Em By Tuesday

Dwight: Kob

Dwight: Yoooooooo

I can picture this shyt going down like this.


Truth be told Dwight is the most overrated, over hyped top big man ever. He's got no go to moves, jumper or offensive game. He's not gonna get one either, why peeps are making him not getting the ball a big deal is beyond me. Kobe and Pau should be 1 and 1a in the offense.

When they signed Nash I figured they'd be trying to kill teams with the pick n roll while Kobe does work. Dwight just needs to grab boards, stop smiling and stfu I hate that nikka

 

[Amare's Right Hook]

I know he's fukking miserable...

Kobe the type of nikka to send him shyt that has nothing to do with basketball and be mad if he didn't read it. You wake up in the morning and Kobe sent you 2 articles in the middle of the night about some 18th century Italian painter

Funniest shyt ever, Kobe trying to be Phil with his random books.

 

[Scotty Piffin']

That'd be like my mom tryna tell me when I was lil "I tried to feed your ass, but you were sleep so you ain't eating"

 

[*Hulks Up*]

He's not looking because Kobe is a damn chuck, Dwight is looking for rebounds. Is Kobe slow or something?

Kobe is mentally bugged. He and Howard definitely dont mix. Why does Kobe keep talking to the media? Its because he's embarrassed and his legacy is taking a huge hit so he wants to pass blame......subtley. Now with Howard, he has NO offensive game and he doesnt like Kobe or Nash.

Exactly. Why would Dwight or anyone else think pass when Bryant goes up for a shot? My favorite part of his comment is that "sometimes I end up looking like an idiot". Kobe's ego will never allow him to acceptable full blame.