Mom was a fashion designer. Thats why they had all those mannequins. Also the father was dressed to the nines. Dad was a business man. In John Hughes movies the white people are always upper middle class, or rich...
Kevin McAlister from Home Alone was rich as f*ck!
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Mom was a fashion designer. Thats why they had all those mannequins. Also the father was dressed to the nines. Dad was a business man. In John Hughes movies the white people are always upper middle class, or rich...
classicmaterial
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Watched the second one again last night
What the hell is wrong with that family?
They watch their oldest son humiliate the shyt out of his little brother in front of the whole school and are just like "eh"
Meanwhile they lay into a 9 year old kid for pushing his brother when anyone in that situation would have decked him
Also what the hell were Harry and Marv thinking when they chased him after the toy story robbery?
They had the money and were already on the run so him taking their picture doesn't mean shyt.
I guess it ties them to NY (as opposed to Illinois where they were likely locked up) but they could have just dipped with the money
Also they make a comment about "this ain't his house. He got no traps". Ok fine but once you get a whole bag of tools dropped on your head wouldn't you think to yourself "oh fukk this he clearly DOES have this house set up with traps" and dip?
What the hell is wrong with that family?
They watch their oldest son humiliate the shyt out of his little brother in front of the whole school and are just like "eh"
Meanwhile they lay into a 9 year old kid for pushing his brother when anyone in that situation would have decked him
Also what the hell were Harry and Marv thinking when they chased him after the toy story robbery?
They had the money and were already on the run so him taking their picture doesn't mean shyt.
I guess it ties them to NY (as opposed to Illinois where they were likely locked up) but they could have just dipped with the money
Also they make a comment about "this ain't his house. He got no traps". Ok fine but once you get a whole bag of tools dropped on your head wouldn't you think to yourself "oh fukk this he clearly DOES have this house set up with traps" and dip?
it's best not to think logically
It's all coming together now. Peter M was involved in shady behavior with the Chicago mafia. His mafia career height was during the Home Alone era and he was making tons of money. Somewhere along the way he made some mistakes, got ran outta Chicago and went to Jersey where he thought he could assume a new identity, change his name and everything.
But when them old receipts came calling....he had to pay that bill.
Also...
This was the era of every kid having a Casio digital wristwatch.
You mean to tell me, nobody in that house set an alarm on their wristwatch to wake up on time?
And nobody else in the house, beforea a super exciting trip, woke up before the mother? Those kids should've been so excited they woke up at 4am
This was the era of every kid having a Casio digital wristwatch.
You mean to tell me, nobody in that house set an alarm on their wristwatch to wake up on time?
And nobody else in the house, beforea a super exciting trip, woke up before the mother? Those kids should've been so excited they woke up at 4am
Mr Bubbles
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I just realized when I was watching the movie earlier this week that the family has 5 kids. All my life I thought it was just Kevin, Buzz and Megan. I thought all the others were cousins. But nope. The red headed dude and the blonde chick are their siblings. 30 fukking years and I just realized that shyt. Wow. This man was taking care of 5 kids and still was able to afford this trip.
CourtesyFlush
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Bro you just like me, I wayyy overthink all the shyt too
HipHopStan
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I just got finished watching Home Alone 2. Donald Trump's cameo doesn't have the hateful oomph feeling that I've had for it in year's past this year. I guess it's because I know he's out of here in 34 days.
EDIT - It's 12:00 AM, so 33 now.
EDIT - It's 12:00 AM, so 33 now.
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The axe murderer
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Also...
This was the era of every kid having a Casio digital wristwatch.
You mean to tell me, nobody in that house set an alarm on their wristwatch to wake up on time?
And nobody else in the house, beforea a super exciting trip, woke up before the mother? Those kids should've been so excited they woke up at 4am
Yeah I wouldn’t even have slept
Why did Harry and Marv park their big van in the middle of the street when they came to rob the house thay night?
Why would they park there and have to carry whatever they stole across that big ass lawn and then visibly into the street?
Would've been better to park in the circle driveway or in front of their garage.
Why would they park there and have to carry whatever they stole across that big ass lawn and then visibly into the street? Would've been better to park in the circle driveway or in front of their garage.
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Why did Harry and Marv park their big van in the middle of the street when they came to rob the house thay night?
Would've been better to park in the circle driveway or in front of their garage.
Cops rolling by checking the neighborhood out would have seen a suspicious van parked in the driveway. Much better to leave the van on the street, and come out the house where they can hear if a car is driving by or not.
uncle ws rich as hell watchign the first again he moved to paris but still had his kids going to school in the states