Kevin McAlister from Home Alone was rich as f*ck!

[jadillac]

uncle ws rich as hell watchign the first again he moved to paris but still had his kids going to school in the states

He was apart of the mafia along with Kevin's dad

 

[classicmaterial]

Why did Harry and Marv park their big van in the middle of the street when they came to rob the house thay night? Why would they park there and have to carry whatever they stole across that big ass lawn and then visibly into the street?

Would've been better to park in the circle driveway or in front of their garage.

Plus Old Man Marley was dumb as hell. That van spent 3 days parked in various driveways of people who weren't home and he didn't notice shyt

 

[HipHopStan]

At least Mac never asked Joe about his shine box.

 

[International S.]

Old Man Marley
dude probably was a badmon in his day...would dig the whole then kill you and bury you in it
and all that shoveling for his neighbors was just him keeping his gun warm

probably made his son bury victims and thats why he couldn't fukk with him

Marley told kevin his son was afraid of him or some shyt like that

he was the lookout or fence for the wet bandits...Kevin reminded him that he had grandkids

Merry Christmas you filthy animals...

 

[OmegaK2099]

"Get outta here you nosey little pervert or I'm gonna slap you silly!"

 

[MikelArteta]

I just noticed home alone 1

the mom asked what about a private plane

 

[FabTrey]

I'M JUST SAYING THAT BLUE COLLAR PEOPLE LIVE IN HOUSES LIKE THAT. AND BETTER HOUSES GO FOR WAAAAAY CHEAPER THAN THAT IN OTHER NEIGHBORHOODS. THAT'S A TOP 10 CITY IN AMERICA FOR GOD'S SAKE. TAKING A PISS IN THAT NEIGHBORHOOD WOULD COST MORE THAN MY CRIB.

I lived in chicago and winneka is a rich cac neighborhood breh. Aint no blue collar folks living there. Property tax alone will break their back.

 

[MikelArteta]

Old Man Marley
dude probably was a badmon in his day...would dig the whole then kill you and bury you in it
and all that shoveling for his neighbors was just him keeping his gun warm

probably made his son bury victims and thats why he couldn't fukk with him

Marley told kevin his son was afraid of him or some shyt like that

he was the lookout or fence for the wet bandits...Kevin reminded him that he had grandkids

Merry Christmas you filthy animals...

old man Marley slaughtered his family after that Christmas dinner :heh

 

[MikelArteta]

I lived in chicago and winneka is a rich cac neighborhood breh. Aint no blue collar folks living there. Property tax alone will break their back.

The house sold in 2012 for a reported $1.585 million

 

[Deltron]

was rewarching it last night, and even in the 90's pigs knew if you were calling from your own house...so when he calls from his house and says he's the neighbor....

 

[419scam]

The water damage repair for the murphys must be astronomically, whole basement balls deep in water

 

[Jaguar93]

Had to reup this thread lol

 

[beaniemac]

I lived in chicago and winneka is a rich cac neighborhood breh. Aint no blue collar folks living there. Property tax alone will break their back.

its up on the north shore. they are rich as fukk up there.

 

[Neo TheInsurrectionistONE]

The water damage repair for the murphys must be astronomically, whole basement balls deep in water

Did the McCalisters have to pay out of pocket for the water damage or did the Murphy's insurance cover it?


Do folks in Chicago have flood insurance?

 

[Conz]

they lived in a mansion, yet they had these garages with these jalopies that don't even fit. how the hell did anyone even get out of those after they parked?